Pimp My Crab!

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Niche products get taken to silly extremes, with this Ectotherm Hermit Crab Bling Kit:

Pimp my crab

Make your hermit crab’s shell sparkle! The new Hermit Crab Bling Kit comes with plenty of bling to accessorize 2 shells. Decorating has never been so much fun! The non-toxic kit contains google eyes, rhinestones, glitter poms, assorted gemstones, and a glitter glue pen. Let your imagination run wild and give your hermit crab the snazziest shell on the block.

I can’t imagine the brainstorming session in the marketing department that came up with this one. What were they on?

Published by Palau

Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, washed the t-shirt 23 times, threw the t-shirt in the ragbag, now I'm polishing furniture with it.

1 Comment

  • Guadalupe

    January 31, 2007 at 9:29 am

    I love you!!!!