Training The Suburban Stasi

From Mother Jones (via Jesus General) comes news that US Homeland Security is taking over high schools so that they can train their droids directly, with no pesky outside liberal influences like the Constitution interfering.

One of the commenters quotes Joseph Stalin – “Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.”

Black Ops Jungle: The Academy of Military-Industrial-Complex Studies

News: Spy High
By Chris Colin

September/October 2007 Issue

Dedicated to everything from architecture to sports medicine, “career academies” claim to offer high school kids focus, relevancy, and solid job prospects. Now add a new kind of program to the list: homeland security high. In late August, Maryland’s Joppatowne High School became the first school in the country dedicated to churning out would-be Jack Bauers. The 75 students in the Homeland Security and Emergency Preparedness magnet program will study cybersecurity and geospatial intelligence, respond to mock terror attacks, and receive limited security clearances at the nearby Army chemical warfare lab.

The new school is funded and guided by a slew of federal, state, and local agencies, not to mention several defense firms. Officials say it will teach kids to understand the “new reality,” though they hasten to add that the school isn’t focused just on terrorism. School administrators, channeling Cheneyesque secrecy, refused to be interviewed for this story. But it’s no secret that the program is seen as a model for the rest of the country, with the Pentagon and other agencies watching closely.

Students will choose one of three specialized tracks: information and communication technology, criminal justice and law enforcement, or “homeland security science.” David Volrath, executive director of secondary education for Harford County Public Schools, says the school also hopes to offer “Arabic or some other nontraditional, Third World-type language.”

The school’s main goal is to get its grads jobs in the booming $24-billion-a-year homeland security industry. It’s certainly in the right location: Northeast Maryland has become a mecca for the military-industrial complex. The Army’s Aberdeen Proving Ground is the county’s biggest employer, and all manner of defense contractors have set up shop nearby, including weapons maker Northrop Grumman.

However, it’s not clear how many Joppatowne grads will be on track to join the upper echelons of the intelligence community and how many will wind up as airport screeners. “We do want to encourage higher education,” Volrath says. “We also want to be realistic. Some of these defense contractors will have huge security needs, and the jobs won’t require four years of college.”

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Why bother with a high school at all? Why not just recruit members of the new GOPJugend straight from elementary schools? Shit, why even bother with that – how much education does actually it take to be a Bush loyalist asshole who spies on everyone they know and stripsearches and tasers people for fun?

I expect Michelle Malkins’ kids’ names are down for the first intake already.