Remember Stephen Donaldson?

If you do, you’ve probably read his fantasy series, The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant. Donaldson had a style of writing …uniquely his own in that series, which showed what can happen to a man under the influence of thesauri. In a recent discussion of Donaldson in rec.arts.sf.written, Joel Baxter illustrated his style as follows:

“Some coffee, Mr. Covenant?”

“No!” he panted, glaring. The gelid liquid was anthraciously black, atramentous, nigrescent as his carious and macerated soul. “No,” he groaned. “Do you hear? I will not!” Shaking, he fumbled for his empty mug, clawing at it with numb hands like blocks of rotted wood. Finally, gasping, he closed his fingers on the malefic vessel, upending it, then ramming it downward to the table again… violently stopping the irrefragable, ineluctable maw with intransigent formica. The sudden whipcrack sound threw a refulgent oriflamme of pain across his sight, and he closed his eyes with a febrile shudder. “No,” he whispered. No more. No more.

“All righty then, I’ll be right back with your check!”

It’s funny because it’s true.

Mary Gentle

Mary Gentle is an British writer of fantasy and science fiction, who finally got some of the attention she deserves in 1999, with her excellent fantasy/secret history book Ash: A Secret History. Before that, she was better known as the writer of the darkly humouristic Grunts, a novel about those bad boys of fantasy Orcs, (featuring such lines as “Pass me another elf, this one has split“), as well as of the science fiction duology Golden Witchbreed/Ancient Light. The latter is what I first read of her and are also the books with which she first gained prominence.

However, some of her more obscure and less accesible books also deserve a wider audience, but apparantely are too difficult or too weird to have gained one. I’m talking of the White Crow series, which consists of several short stories as well as the novels Rats and Gargoyles, The Architecture of Desire and Left to His Own Devices. They take place in a sort of alternate 17th century England, where the compass has a fifth direction to it, (and the directions are all still 90 degrees apart), a female Charles Stuart and Olivier Cromwell, a magic system based on alchemy. And yet their author still insists they are science fiction rather than fantasy.

It’s no wonder then that Mary Gentle has just as outspoken ideas about her role as a science fiction writer:

A slightly less megalomaniac way of saying that I write to reform the SF/fantasy field is to say that I’m a reactive writer. When I see something done wrong, I want to do it right. When I see SF and fantasy novels that insult the intelligence of a weevil, I want to write a novel with an academic book list in the back of it. Or one that bases a lot of obscure English Civil War jokes on the conceit that Charles Stuart and Oliver Cromwell were female. When I get up to here with cyber-utopias fronted by dim young men who do not know where their dicks are, Valentine starts making waspish remarks and gets herself a job with the military-industrial complex. When I have seen more gaming fantasy-magic than even I can take, I want to write about a magic that works by pictorial association from a vocabulary of Baroque images. And when I see SF with a crew from central casting, and a political stance as naïve as the Sun, then I start writing near-future SF about Valentine and Casaubon’s messy home lives and respective families, and Marlowe’s take on the Internet.

Quickfire round

Kip has reprinted an excellent article on Long Story, Short Pier he wrote in 1998 about why you don’t read comics. I don’t normally link to stories on the blogs in my sidebar (hopefully y’all read them already), but I’ll make an exception for this. For people familiar with the US comics industry it won’t contain any real surprises, but it’s good to see it neatly laid out again why the industry sucks so much.

Via Eschaton comes an article about how Microsoft Word bit Blair in the butt. It seems the infamous UK dossier on Iraq’s “Weapons of Mass Destruction” and how Saddam’s intelligence services tried to conceal them from UN inspectors still contained the revision metadata. In other words, it’s possible to see when it was revised and who did it. Oops.

Fantasy author Jo Walton talking about Amazon’s blurb for her new book:

I wouldn’t have said myself “You have never read a novel like Tooth and Claw” because in fact it’s a whole lot like Trollope. Indeed, pretty much the only difference is that all the characters are dragons and eat each other.

Not a lot of difference indeed…

Gallowglass, a blog I really should put on the blogroll already, pays some attention to noted nutcase David Icke:

Icke, for those who aren’t familiar with him, has had a roller-coaster career. He came to public attention as a professional footballer, and then sports presenter for BBC. Icke went on to become national spokesperson for the Green party but had to resign shortly after he announced that he was the Son of God (job conflicts).