Why we blog
As answered by Pharyngula in response to some blog questionaire or something:
-Aaargh. I don’t know.
Mental illness.
Infestation by glossolalic alien parasites.
The Words, they burn, must eject.
Computer was looking bored, felt the need to entertain it.
Displacement.
I’m sure that if I peck at these keys a few more times, it’ll spit up some sunflower seeds.
The clowns’ll get me if my fingers ever stop moving.
Bloggers get all the hot babes, I wanted a piece of that action.
I bailed on disco, but this is one fad I’m going to club to death.
I’m not actually blogging, you’re just a brain in a vat imagining that I’m blogging.
1) Blog. 2) ????. 3) Profit!
It’s a sacrament of my religion, how dare you question it.
You know this is a question that is almost impossible to answer, right?