Englishwomen Do it With …. Gusto.
Marmite can get very sticky and awkward when it gets hot, if you know what I mean and I think you do. No wonder accidents happen…
Romping Brits cause ?350m damage a year
British couple cause ?350million damage each year – by having energetic sex, a new poll reveals.
A third of couples broke something during sex and 10% made insurance claims, reports the Sun. Damaged items include lamps, vases and beds – and even pulled down curtains. And many hurt themselves too. Some 41% have suffered carpet burns, a third pulled their backs and 12%twisted ankles or wrists.
Couples in the South East were the most accident prone, while Yorkshire lovers put in the most claims for damage.Adult store chain Ann Summers commissioned the poll of 2,000 people.
Boss Jacqueline Gold said: “Boss Jacqueline Gold said: “It’s fantastic that people are adventurous – but they need to be careful.”
Top ten injuries suffered: 1 Carpet burns; 2 Pulled back; 3 Twisted wrist; 4 Twisted ankle; 5 Bruised bottom; 6 Bruised leg; 7 Grazed elbows; 8 Scratched back; 9 Bumped head; 10 Broken bones.
Sometimes my country makes me very proud.
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