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“Yo Blondie, Wanna Neck Rub?”

Compare and contrast Bush’s relaxed, suntanned and roguish persona yesterday with his somewhat less preposessing demeanour at the G8-

Perhaps he didn’t take his meds to Russia with him? As we all know, taking medications across borders can be a problem. And those pills must be some super-duper wonder drugs, to have turned such a vicious, bumbling twonk into a such an apparently polished charmer of the public.

If they’re that good, I want some!

It’s either lack of meds or he was as pissed as a first-year student in freshers week, only moments from stripping to his tighty-whities on the meeting table while doing the lambada.

I incline towards a synthesis of both scenarios – he took his meds all right, but got pissed as well. And why not indeed? He’s the most powerful man in the world, he can do what he wants and boy, that Prezniting is hard.

Published by Palau

Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, washed the t-shirt 23 times, threw the t-shirt in the ragbag, now I'm polishing furniture with it.