Thus I Refute Thee, Nanny Ogg
Well, here’s a blow to the veracity of traditional Lancrastian folk music:
Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor’s advice.
Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.
But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog’s needles left his penis severely lacerated.
A hospital spokesman said: “The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis.”
You can bugger the bear, if you do it with care,
in the winter, when he is asleep in his lair,
Though I would not advise it in spring or in fall–
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.If you’re feeling quite coarse, you can bugger the horse,
or the palfrey, the jennet, the stallion (with force),
You can bugger the donkey, the mare, or the mule,
Though to bugger the pony is needlessly cruel.You can bugger the ox (if you stand on a box)
And vulpologists say you can bugger the fox,
You can bugger the shrew, though it’s awfully small–
but the hedgehog cvan never be buggered at all.
On the other hand , you could say the story just modifies the song slightly from The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All to The Hedgehog Can Be Buggered But Prepare For Some Time In Casualty.
Serves him right. I hope it hurt.
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