Things I Wish I Hadn’t Had Read Out To Me Today

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Thank you so much, Martin.

“Dear [cat name redacted to protect the guilty party},
You cannot outrun diarrhoea, please abstain from doing so in the future.”

Blech, blech, blecccchh.

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Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, washed the t-shirt 23 times, threw the t-shirt in the ragbag, now I'm polishing furniture with it.