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Blair Foundation has been papering over the cracks in Tony Blair?s government since 1997. Now, for the first time, you too can enjoy the same experience at home.

Worried about the size of your debts? Fallen out with your interfering neighbour? Police on your back? Explore our website and find out how Blair Foundation can help you!

How to pay

There are two great ways to pay for Blair foundation.

Option one: Buy now, get something similar but not quite what you asked for, let your children pay in 30 years’ time (1000% APR)!

Option two: Make a donation now, get as much Blair Foundation as you like in a few months’ time and get your money back as soon as we can afford it!

Although all major credit cards are accepted, we prefer wire transfers from tax havens. Postage and packing is charged separately.

Note: Blair Foundation is an exclusive product, only available from select retailers. At present these are:

• Lord Levy

We reserve the right to refuse orders, especially if your name is Gordon.
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I wonder what the available shades are? Blair beige, Cherie caramel?

Blair to launch ‘Blair Foundation’ cosmetics range
8 Jan 2007

Tony Blair is to launch a range of cosmetics upon leaving office, DeadBrain can reveal. The first of those, Blair Foundation, has already been developed and was discovered by our intrepid reporter during a bored afternoon searching the internet.

Future releases are understood to include a concealer, given the codename ‘WMD’, and a range of aftershave. Early versions of the latter product were found to have the side effect of sending dogs berserk after being tested by David Blunkett, who has since made a full recovery.

Mr Blair is not the first politician to use his name to cash in. Former President Bill Clinton famously lent his name to a dry-cleaning product after leaving office, while Boris Yeltsin had his own best-selling brand of vodka. Not all politicians have been as successful, however. A range of hair care products launched by Boris Johnson after his first resignation were rapidly withdrawn after Trading Standards called them a “severe fire risk”.

Downing Street declined to comment, but a policeman standing outside the door of Number 10 told DeadBrain that he had had a full head of hair until he used Mr Johnson’s shampoo.

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