Note to the Virgin Ben – oh, just go get laid already.
It doesn’t have to cost much, and no actual icky human contact need be involved if you do it right. Or just say hello to Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters while looking at pictures of Lucianne Goldberg.
Or something.
Whatever, it’s clear that all that unexpressed sperm (or curdled pre-fetal-American soup, depending on how you look at it) is going straight to your brain.
Virgin Ben is Ben Shapiro the 20 year old Harvard law student and precocious wingnut author (which reminds me, wouldn’t the latter preclude the former? Dishonesty isn’t a quality one actually looks for in a lawyer, no matter how prevalent it might be in the profession), proving with very little effort required that years of home-schooling and enforced celibacy addle the brain.
Let’s face it, that theory is just about as valid as his. Shapiro says that Nancy Pelosi uses her womb for political advantage. How, exactly? Does she pop it out and wave it like flag when it’s time to vote? Does she sign motions in menstrual bood? What? Young Ben doesn’t seem able to say exactly.
Via Punkass marc:
It must be difficult to be a famous woman. If you don’t have children, you’re an old maid with shriveled ovaries who has forsaken your godly purpose. If you have children and don’t talk about them, you’re a cold parent who puts her career ahead of her offspring. If you’re like Nancy Pelosi, i.e. you have children and talk about them openly, you’re holding your previously occupied uterus above the heads of jealous menfolk as a sign of your superiority.
Yes, with the ascendance of Speaker Pelosi, uterine envy is at an all-time high. Take a recent editorial by Family Security Matters‘ Ben Shapiro, a Harvard Law School student who’s clearly worked overtime to overcome the many inherent disadvantages associated with having a dick.
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While we’ll soon see how his obsession with Nancy Pelosi’s body is concentrated primarily in the pelvis, Shapiro gives us a head’s up that he’s thinking an awful lot about her breasts, too:
Nancy Pelosi, however, could breastfeed on the speaker’s podium and receive the plaudits of the mainstream media.
Yikes. Either Shapiro’s repressed maternal fetish has him uttering the creepiest of creepy phrases in print, or he’s incapable of imagining a woman performing anything but childcare duties (and whatever he may or may not have observed in his forays into internet porn).
The creepiness continues:
No woman in the history of politics has used her womb like Nancy Pelosi.
Sadly, far too many men have used their jackassery like Ben Shapiro.
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To which I might add, no-one has used the genetic accident of having a penis to such pointless effect as Ben Shapiro.
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