You’ll never lose your housekeys again, not with this monstrosity on the end of them.
Who the hell thought of it, and more to the point who’s buying it? Is it supposed to be some sort of portable cutesy ‘pro-life’ emblem, or is it an aide-memoire for pregnancy fetishists? Whatever it is it’s a bit sick.
The Bloody Foetus Keychain, yours for only ten dollars or fifteen bucks for two:
Be the only one on your block with this exciting keychain! The unborn fetus floats around inside of amniotic fluid, and you can shake Mom around and see all the fine details of baby. The fetus is pretty late-term, and you can see some nice details, including the umbilical cord!
Solid rubber and metal construction, so you don’t have to worry about her leaking into your pocket or your keys coming loose!
Oy.
