Because It Can Get So Dry Next to the Furnace In Mom’s Basement

Ever wondered how the fightin’ 101st keyboarders keep those beestung, pouting lips so luscious and so desirably kissable?

Here’s your answer – Cheetos lip balm.

Even troglodyte bloggers have beauty needs.

Published by Palau

Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, washed the t-shirt 23 times, threw the t-shirt in the ragbag, now I'm polishing furniture with it.