Just an everyday story of binge-drinking Republicans…..
I really should be listening to Gordon Brown’s budget but as usual whenever Brown is on the air, I soon got bored. So the story of how congresswoman Mean Jean Schmidt slipped and went arse-over-tits in Bush fluffer-in-chief Michele Bachmann’s vomit on St Patricks’s day was a godsend and cheers to Down With Tyranny! and Jesus General for livening the monotony:
MEAN JEAN SCHMIDT vs MICHELE BACHMANN’S PUKE
-by Karen Allen
This past Thursday in Washington, U.S. Rep. Jean Schmidt (R-OH) celebrated St. Patrick’s Day early… in her own unique way. Schmidt, known in her district and elsewhere as “Mean Jean,” entered a bathroom in the Cannon Office Building, stepped in vomit on the floor and fell into it. How unpleasant for the vomit, which is thought to have been deposited there by a celebratory and inebriated Michele Bachmann (R-MN)! Schmidt emerged from the bathroom indignantly screaming about the lack of janitorial services therein. Shrill shrew Schmidt soon attracted a group of people with her screeching and gratingly loud voice who then observed the vomit running down the back of her clothing.
DWT readers will recall Schmidt’s ranting speech in November of 2005, when she denigrated Pennsylvania’s Jack Murtha causing the ensuing chaos that shut down the House of Representatives for half an hour. Of last week’s spectacle, Politico reader Vaughn D. Taylor said, “Cowards slip and fall, real representatives never do.” Rep. Jack Murtha had no comment other than a loud guffaw.
What goes around, comes around, Mean Jean, even if it’s via lunatic extremist Michele Bachmann.
You may remember Rep. Bachmann from this embarassing video of her trying to suck Bush’s face off after his State of the Union speech..
Oh, to have been a fly on the wal to see Schmidt covered in chunks. But then any flies in the vicinity would soon’ve alighted on the vomit …. so no, let’s not go there. Not at dinnertime anyhow.
