I can see being tempted, but I cannot imagine actually doing this:
Wife put excrement in man’s curry
A disgruntled wife has admitted feeding her husband a curry containing dog excrement after their relationship broke down.
Jill Martin, 47, pleaded guilty at Paisley Sheriff Court to culpable and reckless conduct against former husband Donald Martin.
During the hearing, defence solicitor Terry Gallanagh likened the case to “an episode of Desperate Housewives”.
Sheriff G.W.Sinclair deferred sentence on Martin until 1 November.
Depute Fiscal Margaret Dunnipace told the court that on 13 March, after placing the dinner in front of her husband Donald and watching him start to eat it, Martin had burst out laughing.
At that time, she believed he had started an affair although those fears turned out to be unfounded
At first she claimed she had laced the dish with arsenic but then confessed she had added dog excrement instead.
The court heard that the couple had been married for 21 years but in recent years their relationship “had hit an all time low”.
An all-time low? I should say so.
