Sometimes the jokes just write themselves
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It’s no weirder than all the speculation (oh, all right then, it’s me speculating, but if I just sneakily use the wingnut blogger construction ‘some say’, my ass is covered) that the Cheney sprog’s a clone of his own grandad, like in The Boys From Brazil; he’s just the first in a strain of uber-Cheneys being bred to take over the world and he’ll be called Damien and have a big pet dog and a very loyal nanny.
Maybe a shark would be better.
