Globalisation for dummies, from Lenin at the Tomb:
“You like eating, don’t you Timmy?” I sure do! “And you wouldn’t want some nasty old commie to requisition your dinner, would you?” Gosh no! “Well, see here, Timmy, these here communists say mean things about globalisation – but that’s what gets the food from Kenya to your plate!” And I’m hungry! “That’s why we need to integrate world markets, share our goods across the planet, and make sure everyone gets to eat. It’s called globalisation, Timmy.” I like globalisation! “You certainly do!”
Thus, the voice of the master explains neoliberalism to the world’s starving children.
Tsk, why can’t they just suck it up and be satisfied?
