I was faffing about the weather sites and blogs, looking at satellite maps and attempting to see why specifically (as opposed to vague ‘climate change’ – well, duh, we all know that by now) it is that our weather has gone totally tits-up, when I came across this, this thing.
Since our educational system has been deliberately dumbed down to prevent citizens from being well trained in logic, mathematics, and science, most people do not believe that man controls the weather. In this article, we will demonstrate the obvious worthlessness of this stagnate belief.
Fair enough, if badly put. Then I read on. I’m easily distracted.
The New World Order is coming! Are you ready? Once you understand what this New World Order really is, and how it is being gradually implemented, you will be able to see it progressing in your daily news!!
Oooh, a new world order. That was when I went and got more coffee and settled in to enjoy the millenarian fun. I do love a good out-there wingnut conspiracy theory now and then. He – for it is undoubtedly a he – goes on:
We have proven beyond doubt that Weather Control – Weather Warfare is a reality! However, we understand that the “warfare” which scientists are waging is against the American people! After all, it is America which is the #1 Industrial country in the world, with the #1 consuming appetite in the world. In New Age thinking, America is the real threat to Mother Gaia (Earth), not Russia or any other nation. To this end, Americans must be convinced that we must dismantle our cities, move away from cities — many of which are located on coastlands — and accept a far more primitive level of living.
Since Americans are most definitely in love with their Industrial Civilization, you must ask yourself what on earth would move them to accept this draconian scenario. The only thing I can think of that would so move Americans is if their very life was at risk! Americans have to be convinced of three things:
1. They are going to be killed unless they accept the changes being broadcast from their President or from F.E.M.A.
2. “Mother Nature”, or Goddess Gaia, or whatever you want to call Earth, is making it impossible to continue living where you are currently living or living according to the standard of living you are now enjoying.
3. Nature has gone absolutely crazy, creating a storm without equal that imperils a huge amount of North America, and they have only hours to flee.
With this in mind, let us now go to Part 3 — North American Map of Disastrous Storms Eerily Correspond With the U.N. Biodiversity Reserves and Corridors Map!
Apparently all the scientists are in league with government and are using electricty to cause geological events and severe weather. Well, obviously.
I knew there was a pitch coming, either religious or sales, and sure enough, there it is:
We are truly at the moment in world history where the appearance of Antichrist is very close. This Weather Warfare capability places the forces of Antichrist [New Age] more in control of the basic functions of the world than ever before. We are truly closer to the point of Revelation, Chapter 6, than ever before. Indeed, the occult world is waiting for the appearance of their Superman, Antichrist, with bated breath. The End of the Age is truly upon us.
So that thunderstorm outside means Hillary’s the antichrist? Aieee! What shall we do? O, woe is us!
Anyhow, now he has his readers nicely softened up, here’s the big finish:
Are you spiritually ready? Is your family? Are you adequately protecting your loved ones? This is the reason for this ministry, to enable you to first understand the peril facing you, and then help you develop strategies to warn and protect your loved ones. Once you have been thoroughly trained, you can also use your knowledge as a means to open the door of discussion with an unsaved person. I have been able to use it many times, and have seen people come to Jesus Christ as a result.
Ta-da! There you have it, from worry about the weather to fundyism in oh, about 15 minutes, given a slow reading and comprehension speed.
Now I’ve read some David Icke (yes Mummy, I washed my hands after), so I do know from looniness, but the way the author of this site manages to combine climate change, the Illuminati, freemasons, hurricanes Katrina and Andrew and the San Andreas fault into one mindbendingly complex world conspiracy, the deadly consequences of which you and yours will escape, naturally, only if you metaphorically buy his spiritual insurance and come to jeebus is truly a masterpiece of the genre.
He’d fit right in at the National Review Online.
