Does It Come With A Nuke In Its Handbag?

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Or maybe the latest edition should have extra pockets for all that Murdoch dosh?

I can’t imagine who’d actually buy this Hillary Clinton talking doll, especially as it doesn’t really look like her. Mind you, the the Laura Bush talking doll (Xanax not included) has caught that dead-fish, glazed stare perfectly.

Hillary Clinton Talking Doll

Hillary Clinton Talking Doll

Item 3051803
Price $29.95

Our First Lady talking dolls are crafted to historical accuracy, each having 25 voice clips recorded in the first lady’s voice. A biographical pamphlet and certificate of authenticity are included and presented with the dolls in collectible patriotic packaging. 12 in. Stand included. Assembled in USA.

Unfortunately it doesn’t say what the 25 voice clips are. Maybe this:

• I am particularly horrified by the use of propaganda and the manipulation of the truth and the revision of history,

Sure you are, Hils. Or this:

•Vote for me, I’m female! And I’m not Black!

Oh all right, you got me, I made the last one up.

Published by Palau

Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, washed the t-shirt 23 times, threw the t-shirt in the ragbag, now I'm polishing furniture with it.

2 Comments

  • Ciccina

    August 7, 2007 at 1:10 pm

    I’d be shocked if they could even find 25 sound clips of Laura Bush. I’m pretty sure lost the ability to speak years ago, only nobody noticed (or cared).

    There would be only one sound clip for Barbara… a long, gutteral growl. Either that or the sound of an approaching tank.

  • Palau

    August 7, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    I always imagine Mrs Bush the elder when en famille as being something like this.

    They don’t need recordings for Laura Bush – I saw her at the Minnesota bridge disaster the other day and she already is a talking doll.