It’s Not The Official Silly Season Until….

Lord Lucan is spotted again, this time sleeping rough in New Zealand.

The death cat, Jaws, the Great White the Basking shark spotted off Cornwall and the Lego man washed up on the beach were nice little stories, but it’s not a proper silly season without the old nanny-murderer in the headlines.

(It isn’t him, btw. It never is.)

Published by Palau

Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, washed the t-shirt 23 times, threw the t-shirt in the ragbag, now I'm polishing furniture with it.