Today’s comedy double, I’ll say right upfront, is probably not suitable for viewing in straightlaced workplaces, involving as it does cloacal and scatological humour.
In other words, it’s all about bums and farts.
Anyway you’ve been warned. On with the fart jokes! You’re all grownups, presumably; and if not then, my, you are the precocious one, aren’t you?
Everybody farts, even Captain Kirk.
From the late lamented British sketch show Absolutely, Frank Hovis has a teensy little flatulence problem:
Oh noes! More Star Trek farts! Maybe they should call him Whiffy Worf:
[Star Trek fart videos seem to be a burgeoning YouTube subgenre: see also Fart Trek: The Undiscovered Fart and Star Trek: Lethal Atmosphere for examples]
The teenager in this homemade prank video has impeccable comic fart timing:
The Matrix Refarted. Silly, childish, but I nearly wet myself laughing.
Refried beans. Need I say more? This is a commercial for a Mexixcan restaurant: I’m not sure that it’s the Unique Selling Proposition they should have chosen…
Nicely subverting the classic eyecandy beer commercial:
The One, The Only, The Classic, Blazing Saddles Fart Scene.
Some farts can be truly lethal, as Lenny Henry demonstrates:
The moral of the story? Don’t eat cabbage in combat, obviously.
Things are not always what they seem. Not sure here this cartoon’s from or what the language is, but you’ll get tne drift.
Even Lego farts. Whatever the topic, someone will have made a stop-motion Lego video of it.
Nearly the final trump, so to speak – here’s totally insane Belgian kid’s video Fopje Flauw Mopje:
No fart compilation would be complete without Monty Python.
Now it’s complete.
Bonus clips
Canadian cartoons – this weird one was made for the Canadian customs authorities in 1999:
Canada has stereotypes too, as in this ad from Nissan:
