Phoenician in a time of Romans at Digby in response to Tristero’s mathematical assertion:
The purpose of the universe is:
P =(m+f)*(c**t)
Where P = Purpose, m=mice to chase, f=goldfish to catch, c=convenient bipeds who can use can-openers, and t=tins of cat food.
I think it’s obvious that the universe wasn’t created for us…