I’ve written nothing for ages, mainly because I’m just so angry all the bloody time, I don’t know where to start to get a handle on this inchaote rage.
So this from Bad Mothers’ Club‘s ‘tantrums’ section cheered me up no end.
OK, I asked you nicely not to pick your nose in the shower because they STICK to the wall, the floor, and end up calcifying in a disgusting manner. You laughed because flicking bogies is, well, hilarious isn’t it? And you carried right on doing it. Well I’ve just carried out my threat to remove your nasal offerings with your own toothbrush. And I told you JUST after you’d brushed your teeth.
Not so fucking funny now is it bogey boy?
If only there were a political equivalent.