The track record isn’t pretty

I’m sure this guy is indeed the moral paragon he would like the world to know he is, if incredibly misguided and prudish in his quest to denudify’s Washington’s public art, but all I’m saying is that most of these moral crusaders are later found propositioning police officers in public toilets or after having died after an unfortunate incident involving a nose, a buttplug and two (!) wetsuits. And he’s a Republican too, which is always a danger sign.

My pet theory is that these people are such filthy perverted freaks that they cannot imagine anybody else not getting hot and bothered by some marble breast or painted nipple, so insecure and revolted by their own sexual desires that they sublimate it into this sort of moral grandstanding.