Those who know me also know that I’ll have no truck with alternative medicine or loopy new age therapy bollocks, no matter how well-intended the practitioners. (Though ‘practitioner’ dignifies them too much: let’s call them what they are. Quacks and pointless leeches on the gullible, and that’s putting it nicely. Hmmm, I wonder how aromatherapists are doing in the credit crunch?)
However, I’m not going to interfere with the right of alternatibe therapists to practice their loopy new age bollocks amongst themselves, provided and it hurt none. So if people are stupid enough to fall for the ‘enhanced’ water scam, then bigger fool them. I don’t care. Caveat emptor.
But then I came across this site for WongYong Pi-Water while idling about the internets, as one does, and the sheer venal dangerous stupidity of it made my jaw drop.
* Ideal water for your body : WonYong ?-Water(Vital Organic Water™) is the closest water to the living body water keeps lives in the body cells. Water is the main substance in metabolism, it is the key point to use or drink the water harmonizing to living bodies organism. The more close water to the living body fluid, the less losing of energy, in the metabolism, this adjusts disharmony, changes abnormal to normal. The water which makes our body activating maximum which all the ability, the living body has. It makes our body most efficient.
“WonYong Pi(?)-Water Ceramic Bag” is the WonYong Pi(?)-Water generator which is created by the only “WonYong Pi(?)-Ceramic Technology(Highly-energized ?-Ceramic)”.
Putting WonYong Pi(?)-Ceramic Bag into any drinking water makes WonYong Pi(?)-Water.
Enjoy miraculous effects of Pi(?)-Ceramic Bag!.”WonYong Pi(?)-Water” use to treatment for patients
with hard-to-cure diseases & incurable disease.WonYong Pi(?)-Water incorporates the best bio-science(bio-medical) technology that is expected to contribute toward the human’s ultimate goal of disease free, long life and extended life expectancy.
Nowhere on that site can I find what the WonYong ceramic bag or filter actually iconsists of or how it actually does this miraculous healing, but apparently it not only heals incurable diseases lickety-split but can halt global warming.
Oh hang on, could this be it?
WonYong ?-Water is induced from the highly energized state of infinitesimal amount of ferric ferrous salts that have excellent antioxidant effect(V.O.W. Concentrate & TARAMA Pi-Water Ceramics are core substances for life that have the strongest antioxidant action in the world.) of protecting human bodies from active oxygen(=free radicals) that causes various diseases and stresses(removing harmful active oxygen cause cancer, diabetic, hypertension and etc.), neutralization actions from harmful toxins(Controls oxidation reduction reaction ; detoxification action) and prevent rotting(inhibition of microbial growth, such as virus and bacteria) in the intestines. In addition, they have calcium antagonism, high vital activation energy(Life energy), small water molecule structure, contains abundance oxygen, equal pH to body(pH Balance), boost immune system, and bio memory and the ability to transfer biological information, etc. Its vital functions are the closest to those found in the living organic fluids. It contribute to maintain healthy bodies and youth by protecting the cells and DNA’s, protecting our body from harmful elements, and strengthen immune system, normalize body functions by cell activation.
*Boggle*
Surely people don’t believe this crap? Oh yeah. They do, don’t they?
