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I don’t even have a penis and I’m wincing. Why you should always wear pants when drinking in public:

Nude sunbather impaled on spike after drinking session
Press Association
guardian.co.uk, Thursday July 31 2008
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A naked sunbather suffered minor injuries when he became impaled on a rusty metal spike during a drinking session with friends.

The 34-year-old had been drinking with two friends and his girlfriend near Haslar Lake, in Gosport, Hampshire, yesterday afternoon when he decided to sunbathe naked.

As he went to go to the toilet, he slipped and was impaled through the groin on the 8in iron spike.

Firefighters, ambulances, police and an air ambulance were sent to the scene, where paramedics gave the man oxygen.

The fire crews had intended to cut through the spike but were able to lift the man off it.

He was taken to the Queen Alexandra hospital, in Portsmouth, for treatment.

Published by Palau

Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, washed the t-shirt 23 times, threw the t-shirt in the ragbag, now I'm polishing furniture with it.

2 Comments

  • Michel

    July 31, 2008 at 5:55 pm

    Ofcourse most normal pants will stop a 8 inch spike, no problem…

  • Palau

    August 1, 2008 at 11:56 am

    Once a good strong pair of Marks and Spencers’ pants might have stopped an 8 inch spike, but not any more, according to Jeremy Paxman.

    Where oh where are the iron gussets of our childhood?