I Thought Cheez-Whiz Was The Pinnacle of Western Civilisation…. Published on August 23, 2008 …until I met Batter Blaster spraycan pancakes. [Yes, it’s real, no, I’m not making it up]. Published by Palau Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, washed the t-shirt 23 times, threw the t-shirt in the ragbag, now I'm polishing furniture with it. View articles written by Palau