Number one in a continuing series of rich people hilariously inconvenienced by market forces.
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How are the mighty fallen. Hugh Hefner can no longer afford hookers bunnies:
Kendra Wilkinson and the other ‘Girls’ exodus explained
If you thought the recent Wall Street crash was bad (How ’bout that Dow today?), talk to Hugh Hefner: It’s costing him pussy. The recent credit crunch has forced the Playboy founder to reduce staff which fully, 100%, without a shadow of a doubt because they’re prostitutes explains why Kendra Wilkinson (above), Holly Madison and Bridgett Marquardt are jumping ship….
If Hugh Hefner, of all people, dies old and alone without giant fake breasts in his face, then my God, what hope is there for the rest of us? Damn you, stock market. DAMN YOU TO HELL!
How did they work out who went first? Last in, first out, hurr hurr?
(Who me, link to a story just to make a lame redundancy pun? Heaven forbid I should ever do such a thing.)
