Poor old whiny-ass titty Republicans babies. How they suffer.
The Rude Pundit, for one, is enjoying every minute of it immensely, as well he might:
…let’s all say a huge “Fuck you” to some of those who have been shitting in our nests for the last eight years:
A great big “fuck you” to the warmongers, the fearmongers, the hatemongers, and the neocons. Last night, we said to them, “You can’t scare us anymore.” And we shoved their Iraq and their 9/11 whoring and their Iran threat and their WMDs and their pre-emptive doctrines and their Gitmo and their torture right up Dick Cheney’s ass and laughed while he tried to get it out ’cause it burns his sphincter so fucking badly.
Let’s say, “Suck our dicks” to the religious right. Sure, they can still get people to hate on gays, but now we know: Jesus doesn’t fucking care about Christian conservatives. Jesus said, “Lick my holy balls” to the evangelicals last night because, see, Jesus wants us to stop being such motherfuckers to each other and to the rest of the world. It’s proof, no? That Jesus wants liberal judges? That Jesus wants abortion to be safe? That Jesus wants Nancy Pelosi to be Speaker of the House? That Jesus wants science to rule the day? Yeah, Jesus fooled you, motherfuckers. You tried to speak for him, but last night he spoke loud and clear.
Let’s say, “Go fuck yourselves” to the right wing media, to the Fox “news” people and political analysts and insane columnists and idiotic bloggers who spouted lies and conspiracy theories and who rectally examined every aspect of Barack Obama’s life, hoping that something, some association, some vague phrase he said, would make people think he’s just another nigger. And you failed, you piss-drinking, talking points vomiting, garbage-fucking whores. Because, at the end of the day, America so rejected what you were peddling that the truly honorable among you should be dangling from your own nooses today, leaping out of your syndicate’s or network’s office windows, sitting in bathtubs and dropping your plugged-in TV’s into the water.
Finally, for today, let’s kick John McCain and Sarah Palin while they’re down. Because everything they did made Barack Obama and Joe Biden seem that much more honorable and presidential. Because every misstep they made showed just how incredible and beautiful a machine the Obama campaign was. Because every slime McCain painfully threw ended up coating his face and made Obama seem that much brighter. Because every tinny, awkward, wrong word squeaked out of Palin made Biden appear even more the elder statesman. Because the country said to both of them, “You are full of shit, and we know it. Go the fuck away.”
Yes, lets say a big fat juicy “Fuck you” to every single one of these assholes! All together now…
UPDATE
Oh yeah, and fuck you too, Wall St Journal. “One promise of his victory is that perhaps we can put to rest the myth of racism as a barrier to achievement in this splendid country.” Oh yah, ya betcha.
