Male readers, try not to immediately cup your family jewels protectively while reading this Metro story; your workmates’ll think you’re having a little private pleasure in public. Female readers – just try not to laugh.
Singapore:
A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner – after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.
According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.
The impact caused her to bite the man’s penis off.< Just in case this wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out. He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to 'shake violently' - but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood. Whole story
Edmund Schluessel
May 11, 2009 at 7:58 amI’m skeptical. Sounds WAY too much like a scene from _The World According to Garp_.
Palau
May 11, 2009 at 10:45 amWell I did say it was from the Metro, with all the veracity that that implies.
More recent willy-chomping: the police got an anonymous tip…