From the Dept of “See Ya, Wouldn’t Wanna Be Ya”
(With apologies to EJ Thribb, aged 17 and 3/4)
So, farewell then, Ariel.
You were named after a mermaid,
but I doubt you could swim or sing.
You said “Arabs smell,
so don’t give them aid” –
War criminality was more your thing.
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A Haiku for a Hero Torturing Bastard
Goodbye Col Sanchez.
Once you were straight,
Then you met Rumsfeld.
