“Hell Yeah, I’m Wearing A Ribbon. Wanna Make Something Of It?”
I’m sure you’re all agog to catch the pearls of wisdom that dripped from the Amsterdam blog panel this weekend …… well, wait no longer.
Here it is. Cat pics = Hits.
Bearing this in mind, let me introduce you to our feline eminence gris, Monty. He’s the irascible peppery old Uncle to the naughty kittens, 3-legged Hector and the uber-girly Sophie. Hector and Monty are at the moment sitting on the back of the sofa, yearning after the birds on the feeder, looking for all the world like spectators watching tennis.
Sophie’s snuggling on my lap, with an expression of pure, sated bliss, having just had herself a pre-nap orgy of paw-sucking. The wet, sucky fwapping noise she makes while doing so fully justifies the use of the word ‘orgy’ as she sounds like a very cheap porno flick, not that I’ve ever seen one, oh no, but I am reliably informed that that is indeed what they sound like.
If a blogpost with a cat picture and a porn mention can’t get hits, then there’s no justice in the world.
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