Uh-Oh.
Not a Happy Humboldt…. Image courtesy Seawatch
Do not meddle in the affairs of the Elder Ones, or even that Johnny-come-lately to godhead The FSM – for they are quick to anger but nothing like as subtle as a wizard.
Just look what happened last time we pissed them off. You’d think we’d know better, but doggone it, someone annoyed their Glorious Tentaculousnesses yet again. I blame Cheney. He shot a man in the face you know.
Giant squid attack off coast
By Bill Lynch
Thursday, February 23, 2006 6:30 PM PST2.24.06 — The nasty, voracious Dosidicus Gigas (aka giant Humboldt squid), with a face that only Captain Nemo could love, is attacking anything that moves near the surface this week off the Sonoma Coast. They are more than seven feet long, and have two wicked, hook-laden tentacle clubs with which they grab their prey, pull it toward their razor-sharp beaks and tear it apart. More…
Now there’s all this Arabs and ports kerfuffle, too. Next thing we know there’ll be eldritch screeching and the gutters running with the reeking pee of a thousand star-goat young.
I hate it when that happens.
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