That Chimpy Score Card In Full
- Making false or misleading statements to lawfully authorized investigative officers and employees of the United States; CHECK
- Withholding relevant and material evidence or information from lawfully authorized investigative officers and employees of the United States; CHECK
- Approving, condoning, acquiescing in, and counseling witnesses with respect to the giving of false or misleading statements to lawfully authorized investigative officers and employees of the United States and false or misleading testimony in duly instituted judicial and congressional proceedings; CHECK
- Interfering or endeavoring to interfere with the conduct of investigations by the Department of Justice of the United States, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the office of Watergate Special Prosecution Force, and Congressional Committees; CHECK
- Approving, condoning, and acquiescing in, the surreptitious payment of substantial sums of money for the purpose of obtaining the silence or influencing the testimony of witnesses, potential witnesses or individuals who participated in such unlawful entry and other illegal activities; CHECK
- Endeavoring to misuse the Central Intelligence Agency, an agency of the United States;
- Disseminating information received from officers of the Department of Justice of the United States to subjects of investigations conducted by lawfully authorized investigative officers and employees of the United States, for the purpose of aiding and assisting such subjects in their attempts to avoid criminal liability; CHECK
- Making or causing to be made false or misleading public statements for the purpose of deceiving the people of the United States into believing that a thorough and complete investigation had been conducted with respect to allegations of misconduct on the part of personnel of the executive branch of the United States and personnel of the Committee for the Re-election of the President, and that there was no involvement of such personnel in such misconduct: CHECK
- or Endeavoring to cause prospective defendants, and individuals duly tried and convicted, to expect favoured treatment and consideration in return for their silence or false testimony, or rewarding individuals for their silence or false testimony. CHECK
Well, apart from the ‘Watergate’ bit, and there’s your clue: yes, these are the Articles of Impeachment of Richard Nixon. Why the hell is Bush still in office?
Now watch this drive!
