The Great Dick-Tater
Polish leader and professional twin President Kaczynski is seeking to have a German satirist arrested on an EU extradition warrant, reports Fistful of Euros.
His crime? Calling said President a potatohead, which is illegal under Polish law. No mocking the afflicted, apparently.
He said that “…?even in the history of this peculiar newspaper? the potato portrait was an unprecedented insult of a foreign head of state and a criminal act.”
I only have one thing to say: President Kascynski, not only are you a potatohead, you’re a dickhead as well, and a nepotistic dickhead at that. And so’s your brother. No wonder half your population prefers to live elsewhere.
Now arrest me. Go on, I double-dare you with sprinkles and a cherry.