Michelle Malkin, Queen Of Comedy
I see the La Pasionara of the genocide set has once again proven that her cultural aspirations are greater than her reach – now she’s attempting to take on Armando Ianucci by encouraging Fox’s learning-disabled audience to email the BBC and complain about his new BBC2 show Time Trumpet.
Chase Me Ladies’ Harry Hutton tells the story in his own very special way:
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I don?t mind being hectored about the Middle East by people who have never been within 500 miles of it ?that?s what blogs are all about- but now this hellish woman is attacking our comedy shows as well, and this cannot be borne. It seems she’s in a foaming rage about Armando Iannucci?s new programme on BBC 2, among several hundred other things that she’s furious about.
Jesus, woman, calm down. You?re like a bear with a sore head. I don?t think I?ve ever been as enraged about anything as she is about everything. ?When did 9/11 become a laughing matter?? she asks, as if anyone were laughing about it, and as if she were able to tell the difference between award-winning comedy and a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.
You?ve got to realise the kind of people we?re dealing with here. Malkin doesn?t just take life seriously; she actually takes Hugh Hewitt seriously. Such a person is simply not qualified to have an opinion on what is, and what is not, ?a laughing matter?, since a sense of humour calls for a sense of proportion, which in her case she has not got. Almost any attempt to make jokes that rises above the level of a fat man falling over is going to confuse and upset her and her readers, but that?s just something the BBC is going to have to live with. She wasn?t the target audience anyway.
Given that they neither pay the licence fee, watch the shows, nor live in the stinking country, it doesn?t matter how many cretins join your email campaign. The BBC should tell them all to knob off.
I myself am inclined to be somewhat more emphatic. We worship Armando as a minor ( albeit pockmarked and confusingly Scots/Italian) comedy god in this house. Malkin isn’t intellectually or morally fit to lick his doorstep clean. or any other. Not even Bernard Manning’s.
Oh, do be quiet, you silly heifer. Go back to your gusset-typing and concentration camp guard fantasies and leave us non-hysterical non-USAnians to have fun in our own way – taking the piss out of vicous neurotics like you.
Oddly enough, one of the things that really really pisses me off about Malkin is not the screaming racist hyperbole and genocidal tendencies so much as that every time I see her name I get earwormed with a Christmas song.
“Anchor baby, hurry down the chimney tonight…”
Quick! Someone sing The Macacarena! Oops, I see somebody already did.
Comedy, BBC, Fox News, TV, Michelle Malkin, Armando Ianucci, Time Trumpet.
