George Bush is visiting a class at his old primary school. After a short speech, he ask the children if they have any questions.
Laura raises her hand and says.
“I have three questions for you.
1. How did you manage to win the elections with less votes than Al Gore?
2. Why do you want to invade Iraq without a good reason?
3. Do you think, as I do, that John Ashcroft, not terrorism is the greatest threat to our freedom?”
At that moment, the bell goes for the morning break. All the children leave class to play outside.
After the break, Bush again asks the children if they have any questions. This time, Jeb raises his hand and asks:
“I have five questions for you.
1. How did you manage to win the elections with less votes than Al Gore?
2. Why do you want to invade Iraq without a good reason?
3. Do you think, as I do, that John Ashcroft, not terrorism is the greatest threat to our freedom?
4. Why did the bell go twenty minutes early?
5. Where’s Laura?”