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It’d Better be a Snowflake Baby

I see that the Official Vice-Presidential Dyke is expecting a baby with her female partner: I wonder who the other biological parent is? Which rabid wingnut supplied the sacred jizz or, horror of horrors, did they use liberal sperm? Was it bought online, or was it one of those snowflake babies?

And if not the latter, why not? Or maybe it was cloned…

Also they live in Virginia, which has some of the most restrictive and bigoted anti-gay marriage laws in the US, which effectively make Ms Cheney an irresponsible single parent and the child a godless bastard.

Isn’t it bad enough already the poor mite’ll have Dick & Lynne Cheney for grandparents?

Read more: Cheney pregnancy, Gay marriage, LGBT rights, Snowflake babies, Artificial insemination

Published by Palau

Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, washed the t-shirt 23 times, threw the t-shirt in the ragbag, now I'm polishing furniture with it.