Someone has finally called her bluff and offered to fund sending Michelle Malkin to Baghdad.
Yeah, like that’s really going to happen. A] Malkin can’t write without her amanuensis, husband Jesse, to hand and B] She’s a coward. And I’ll withdraw that when I see verified video of the La Pasionara of The Wingnuts on the streets of Baghdad.
Malkin announces that she’s going to Baghdad
December 14th, 2006 by LA
Malkin is so concerned about the Associated Press’ efforts to make things look ‘really bad’ in Iraq when things are really actually going really well, that she has accepted Eason Jordan’s invitation to send her to Iraq.
Now I know and you know that Michelle has no intention of going to Iraq. She’s stuck her neck out a bit on this one, however. What excuse will she use to keep herself from going?
Will she claim that Eason Jordan refused to pay? Will she describe a murky Islamofascist/moonbat plot that will force her to stay at home? Will she claim that the Iraqi government won’t give her a visa? Will she, like Bill O’Reilly, claim to discover that she’s on an al-Qaeda hitlist?
At least we know that Baghdad isn’t as dangerous as Paris. She’s got that going for her.
Post your predictions here.
[There is a wingnut discussion about this in place at Confederate Yankee (a rare wingnut who allows comments). I expect Eason Jordan to blog about it here.]
Update:
Look, wingnuts’ This is a woman who has explicitly referred to the old pie-in-the-face trick as both ‘assault’ and ‘violence.’ She has a security detail that accompanies her to book signings and speaking appearances in order to keep pie-throwers away.
If somebody really wants to nail you with a pie in Iraq, it’s going to take more than her standard bodyguard to prevent them from doing so.
Read more: US Media, Wingnuts, Blogs, Michelle Malkin
