Pop star talentless nonentity with money Avril Lavigne, as quoted in The Superficial:
On her generosity:
“I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, ‘Take it to Katrina!’ I also like to give stuff to people who are my ‘workers,’ especially if they don’t make much money.”
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BE GRATEFUL.
It’s important to be thankful, even if you’re poor. I mean, come on, we all have clean water — well, ok, not people in the developing world.
I’m sure young Avril’s ‘workers’ (what, are they just pretending to be workers or something?) are delighted with her castoffs: it’ll make the lack of food on their kids’ plates so much more bearable somehow.
But hey, never mind, she’ll get hers – looks don’t last and money gets spent, there are plenty of other talentless blondes desperate for fame and it really is just a very short step from stardom to Starbucks.Karma can be a right bitch, as Lavigne seems to be finding out.
I await the media feeding frenzy, the panning of her next album, the scandalous, expensive divorce, the drugs, the public meltdown, the failed rehab and the bankruptcy to come with interest.
Then I’ll have a shot of hazelnut in that latte, madam, and be quick about it.
