Courtesy of Carloshasanax:
How do you hide money from a teabagger? Put it under the health food.
What has a beer gut and looks good in red? A teabagger on fire.
Why wasn’t Jesus born at a teabagger rally? Because they couldn’t find three wise men.
How many teabaggers does it take to change a lightbulb. None: teabaggers never change.
Teabaggers: the last minority you’re allowed to insult. So go ahead, enjoy.