First Impressions Are Lasting Impressions…
Karen Hughes and George W. Bush Host Pig Roast For Arab Leaders
Unconfirmed Sources* report that Karen Hughes, the newly selected under secretary for public diplomacy, has made a strong start at mending frayed relations between the US and the Arab World. Hughes, a long time Bush operative, hosted a Texas style pig roast at the Bush Ranch and invited several influential Arab leaders to the table for talk and a heartily helping of roast pig.
The media was only able to view the event from a distance, but White House officials stated that while the event ended early it went well. Hughes feels that it is important to target the moderate leaders of the Middle East if she is going to convince the Arab world that the US is not a force of evil. Hughes decided to start at the top by inviting Husni Mubarak, Momar Kadafi, Bashar Assad, and the newly elected Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas to the Bush ranch for a get to know you event.
*I shouldn’t have to. but I point out, for the braindead, that this is satire.
