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Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, washed the t-shirt 23 times, threw the t-shirt in the ragbag, now I'm polishing furniture with it.

Sins of The Times

You know the world’s gone a bit kerflooey when The Times devotes a couple of pages – complete with a big quote from Eric Hobsbawm – to an analysis of whether or not Karl Marx was right.

Of course it being a Murdoch paper the other quotes are from careerists from Living Marxism and Spiked, and the former comic, now smug bourgeois author Alexei Sayle.

That said, Sayle puts his finger on one consequence of this rediscovery of Marx – the secret glee many leftists surely indulge in when we think no-one is looking:

From out of the dusty corners and fetid holes where they have been hiding for so many long decades of pain, his true disciples are emerging blinking into the light. At last they are being asked to write small pieces in newspapers and appear on late-night political TV shows hosted by men with strange hair, and with one voice these true disciples of Karl Marx are saying: “I told you so! I bloody told you so! I’ve been going on about this stuff for years but you didn’t listen, did you? Instead you just stopped inviting me to your dinner parties and didn’t answer my increasingly desperate text messages. Now you’re sorry, aren’t you? But it’s too late. Ha ha ha ha ha.”

Yes. Well. I’d never do such a thing. Mwahahah… oops.

Take a hundred lines. “I will not indulge in schadenfreude… I will not indulge in schadenfreude…”

What The …?

This is a very strange and unsettling story, even leaving aside the wanton cruelty:

Dead bear covered with Obama signs found at school

Oct 20th, 2008 | CULLOWHEE, N.C. — Police at Western Carolina University and wildlife officials were investigating the discovery early Monday of a dead bear cub draped with a pair of Barack Obama campaign signs.

Leila Tvedt, associate vice chancellor for public relations, said Monday night that maintenance workers found the 75-pound bear cub shot to death in front of the school’s administration building at the entrance to campus. The Obama yard signs were stapled together and placed over the bear’s head, Tvedt said.

The bear had been shot in the head, Tvedt said.

More…

Is it a message? A direct threat? Is the bear cub supposed to represent Obama? What? I can’t begin to fathom the mindset of a person who would deliberately hurt another creature to make a political point.

Comment Of The Day

This one needs no adornment. From Jezebel, commenting on Urban Outfitters’ new catalogue:

@TexasCrude: I am treating shiny leggings like I treat Ann Coulter – if you pretend it doesn’t exist, maybe it will go away.

Shudder – those are horribly ugly, if a pretty colour. Mind you, it could’ve been worse, it could’ve been Ann Coulter in shiny leggings.

Doesn’t bear thinking about, does it?

Happy Birthday To Me

It’s my birthday today and it’s a lovely crisp sunny day, so we’re off into town to buy my present, have lunch somewhere nice and generally soak up the sunny autumnal Amsterdam ambience – which, since it’s my birthday means finding a nice canalside cafe or coffeeshop and spending the afternoon comfortably reading in the sun, drinking coffee, smoking, admiring my new boots and generally watching the world go by while making bitchy little comments about people’s clothes from behind my hand.

My ideal birthday treat would be to go down the Marianas trench in a submersible, but it’s a bit expensive. It’s a good job I’m so easily pleased.

The Truth Is Out There

While the big clunking bat of the Justice department and FBI are being aimed by a Republican administration at a legitimate voter-ed NGO that registers poor, minority (and consequently more likely Democrat) voters – 2 weeks before an election, in breach of political bias rules – it took Canada to actually arrest a Republican for vote fraud:

Ontario police arrest man in voter fraud case
By Evan Halper, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer

October 20, 2008

SACRAMENTO — The owner of a firm that the California Republican Party hired to register tens of thousands of voters this year was arrested in Ontario over the weekend on suspicion of voter registration fraud.

State and local investigators allege that Mark Jacoby fraudulently registered himself to vote at a childhood California address where he no longer lives so he would appear to meet the legal requirement that all signature gatherers be eligible to vote in California. His firm, Young Political Majors, or YPM, collects petition signatures and registers voters in California and other states.

Jacoby’s arrest by state investigators and the Ontario Police Department late Saturday came after dozens of voters said they were duped into registering as Republicans by people employed by YPM. The voters said YPM workers tricked them by saying they were signing a petition to toughen penalties against child molesters.

The firm was paid $7 to $12 for every Californian it registered as a member of the GOP

Law enforcement and the media are all over ACORN like a rash, with little or no reason other than having been told to do so, yet actual fraud by the party now in power is taking place in clear daylight all over the nation and it’s barely even reported; the news of this arrest was, hidden away in the LA Times Local section.

But hearteningly it’s spreading like wildfire across the interwebs and is top of the paper’s own ‘most viewed’ story list and if you google for YPM you’ll find a host of stories from all over the place about their voterigging activities.

YPM has been accused of using bait-and-switch tactics across the country. Election officials and lawmakers have launched investigations into the activities of YPM workers in Florida and Massachusetts. In Arizona, the firm was recently a defendant in a civil rights lawsuit.

Even in McCain’s home state? Fancy that. YPM’s voter suprresion efforts are widespread:

It all sounds familiar to Beverly Hill, a Democrat and the former election supervisor in Florida’s Alachua County. About 200 voters — mostly college students — were unwittingly registered as Republicans there in 2004 by YPM staffers using the same tactic, Hill said.

“It is just incredible that this can keep happening election after election,” she said.

Isn’t it just. Why, you’d almost think it was planned, wouldn’t you? Typically, even while wriggling on the hook the Republicans try and smear their accusers with the very crime they themselves are accused of:

In a written statement Sunday, the state Republican Party called the charges against Jacoby “politically motivated.” The party said the charges do not support accusations from voters and Democratic officials that YPM has been duping voters into joining the GOP.

The statement accused Secretary of State Debra Bowen, who announced the arrest, of “using her office to play politics.”

Bowen is a Democrat.