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I Can Joke But…

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…this financial crisis is some serious shit. D. Aristophanes at Sadly, No:

Not To Be A TOTAL Downer, But …

Posted at 8:28 by D. Aristophanes

The first of the month is roughly 24 hours away. How many employers won’t make payroll? This shit is getting serious, folks. I’m screwed if I don’t get paid. How about you?

Crisis Casualties

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Number one in a continuing series of rich people hilariously inconvenienced by market forces.
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How are the mighty fallen. Hugh Hefner can no longer afford hookers bunnies:

Kendra Wilkinson and the other ‘Girls’ exodus explained

If you thought the recent Wall Street crash was bad (How ’bout that Dow today?), talk to Hugh Hefner: It’s costing him pussy. The recent credit crunch has forced the Playboy founder to reduce staff which fully, 100%, without a shadow of a doubt because they’re prostitutes explains why Kendra Wilkinson (above), Holly Madison and Bridgett Marquardt are jumping ship….

If Hugh Hefner, of all people, dies old and alone without giant fake breasts in his face, then my God, what hope is there for the rest of us? Damn you, stock market. DAMN YOU TO HELL!

How did they work out who went first? Last in, first out, hurr hurr?

(Who me, link to a story just to make a lame redundancy pun? Heaven forbid I should ever do such a thing.)

Comment Of The Day

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From the christ on a cracker thread at Pharyngula

Posted by: Defaithed | September 30, 2008 1:15 AM

@Pete Rooke: “One has to smell the stench surrounding the local library’s two computer stations to know what type of activity people get up to on there.”
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Sir, this is your final warning:

Stop sniffing the library seats.

-The Librarian

Ook!