Palau

Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, washed the t-shirt 23 times, threw the t-shirt in the ragbag, now I'm polishing furniture with it.

The Invisible Hand of The Market, Now Visible – In Your Pocket

And you can’t do anything to stop it.

If you get mugged on the street, you can call the cops. But quis custodiet ipsos custodes? What can you do, who can you call, when the protectors of the public purse blatantly rob you right under your nose?

The banking barons, the Republicans and their Democratic congressional accomplices together are making sure there’ll be no opposition to the biggest and most blatant theft in living history; tagged on to to the end of the bill that steals nearly a trillion dollars from the American people to give the already obscenely rich is this handy little para:

Decisions by the Secretary pursuant to the authority of this Act are non-reviewable and committed to agency discretion, and may not be reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency.

[Via Atrios.]

Trans: “We’re taking your money and you can’t do anything about it because it’s the law, and the law says that the law doesn’t apply to us but only to you”.

What will the victims be left with after all 900 billion of their tax dollars have gone offshore to repay China and to stuff tax-free accounts in the Caymans or Paraguay?

In return for licensing the biggest fraud in US history (one in which a sitting President himself, and his family, are implicated via AIG and the reinsurance market) the federal government will have a lien on everyone’s house via their control of their mortgage or their revolving home equity loan or their insurance. That’s an enormous hold over individuals which exponentially increases governmental power to squash potential dissidents.

I’m sure they’ll use it wisely.

The irony of it all is there’s bugger all actual money to steal in the first place – the public accounts’re virtually empty, wars and natural disasters can be quite expensive. No, what they’re doing is draining the overdraft account and maxing out all the credit cards, even the little ones.

George Bush has said the bailout is a “pivotal moment for America’s economy”. Indeed it is – so not only have the banks become the government and vice versa, the American public will be penniless and in hock to the feds if this bill passes. They’ll also be wage slaves forever to pay back the billions that other countries’ sovereign wealth funds are lending the nation so it can be stolen in the first place.

Yet still the rump of the right wing, who will be equally affected, can see no wrong in it: and those who can see the wrong in it can do nothing but keep calling their elected representatives in the hope they’ll see sense. Who else can they call?

Quidditch Announced For London 2012

Not really, but it wouldn’t surprise me.

Labour is going to have to keep sucking up to JK Rowling though. A measly million won’t clear Labour’s debts – it’ll barely cover Hazel Blears’ handbag habit.

But the remaining rank and file at conference and in the constituencies are chuffed and the press has their juicy weekend nugget of politics, cash and celebrity, so everybody’s happy.

Not.

Well They Would, Wouldn’t They?

Congressional Democrats think that stealing national assets to cover private losses is just fine and dandy and want to act fast to save the banking system:

Rep. Frank sees Congress acting fast on bailout plan

They think Bush’s bailing out the banks is brilliant:

Democrats see boost for $50 billion econ stimulus By Richard Cowan

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – The urgent need for the U.S. Congress to approve a Bush administration plan to rescue Wall Street has given Democrats renewed hope of enacting another economic stimulus package for Main Street, congressional aides said on Friday.

For months, House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi and other leading Democrats in Congress have been pushing $50 billion in emergency spending they say would spur the flagging U.S. economy.

I wonder why? Here’s your answer:

Sept. 19 (Bloomberg) — The market storm that brought down Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc., American International Group Inc. and other pillars of U.S. finance may have also blown holes in the portfolios of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Senator John Kerry and more than 50 other members of Congress.

Altogether, 56 senators and representatives had stakes in AIG, Lehman, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, Bear Stearns Cos. or IndyMac Bancorp Inc. — some of the biggest casualties of the market bloodbath — according to the Center for Responsive Politics. The most recent annual disclosure filings list investments as of Dec. 31, 2007, and reveal the size of holdings only within a range of values. Lawmakers may have sold shares since then.

I should’ve known.

Why I’m a Pirate Refusenik

Just as a matter of interest and if you hadn’t noticed the sudden outbreak of blogospheric “oo-arr”s and “avast ye lubber”s, It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day yet again, not that I celebrate it.

I don’t need to do a sad imitation of Joe Grundy’s Mummerset to join in teh general hilarity: I’m from the West Country, I talk like that all the time.

I’ve a good mind to get all offended.

According to Martin this is what I actually sound like: