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Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, washed the t-shirt 23 times, threw the t-shirt in the ragbag, now I'm polishing furniture with it.

To Everything There Is A Season

Autumn seems to have become the season not only of mists and mellow fruitfulness but also bank crashes.

I posted this on September 16th last year – just cross out Northern Rock, insert Lehman Brothers, prepend ‘US’ to ‘treasury’ and the story is the same.

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“Don’t Panic Mr Mainwaring!!”

Is Northern Rock the new Credit Anstalt? .

It’s a spreading meme and I’m probably one of many thousands of bloggers making this comparison this morning.The British media is ramping up for a full blown panic – could the impending collapse of this overextendxed and undercapitalised bank be just the first of many dominoes to topple in our precariously-balanced economy?

Grimly satisfying as it is to see baby-boomers desperately trying to get their comfy pensions and the profits from their hiousing speculations out of a crumbling bank, unfortunately this won’t just affect the comfortable middle classes.

The knock-on effect will be broad and deep: so many are employed in the financial services and derivative industries that if the panic continues and more banks get into trouble, even if there is bailout and the situation stabilises there will be a massive retrenching and many, many people will be out of a job, from call-centrre operators to cleaners to copier technicians to consultants to sysadmins. If doesn’t stabilise… well, then all bets are off, so to speak.

The UK government’s spokesdroids and our laughable chancellor Alistair Darling are desperately trying to convince us in increasingly shaky voices that it’s not a bank crash – as the public sees right through their feeble protestations and continues to queue for its cash. Reportedly 6.1 billion 1 ibillion 2 billion pounds has been withdrawn over the last couple of days. It’s Financial Contagion in action

What is financial contagion

“When the thunderclap comes, there is no time to cover the ears” –
– Sun Tzu

A large number of bank failures occurred in the 1930s, accompanied by declines in asset markets, mostly triggered by common adverse business conditions. This seriously weakened the US financial system, and left it unable to support economic activity effectively through financing. Consequently, there was a continuing vicious circle of economic decline and financial weakness.

When asset bubbles burst, or economies suffer a severe downturn, weak banks can become insolvent, and their failure then further weakens other banks causing the problem to spread.

In testimony before the U.S. Senate Committee on the Budget on September 23, 1998 Alan Greenspan said:
“Developed countries’ banks are highly leveraged, but subject to sufficiently effective supervision both by counterparties and regulatory authorities, so that, in most countries, banking problems do not escalate into international financial crises. Most banks in emerging market economies are also highly leveraged, but their supervision often has not proved adequate to forestall failures and a general financial crisis. The failure of some banks is highly contagious to other banks and businesses that deal with them, as the Asian crisis has so effectively demonstrated.”

But regulation and supervision of individual financial institutions, however much they may be effective, may not necessarily guarantee the stability of the financial system as a whole. Problems in one bank may spread to other parts of the financial system by the common involvement of other banks in one particular risky business area that turns bad, through counterparty exposure to events such as the Baring Brothers crisis of 1995 or the Long Term Capital Management (LTCM) crisis of 1998, or loss of confidence in one institution may result in funding problems for other institutions if they are perceived to have something in common.

Banks are interconnected through interbank deposits, loans, payment systems, and common markets. An adverse event that drives one bank into insolvency may then cascade to other interconnected banks by generating losses for them. If the losses generated for the next bank in the chain exceed their availability of capital to absorb the losses, then a domino effect of contagion can occur that threatens the whole financial system.

In May 1931, the Austrian Credit-Anstalt bank failed after customers withdrew funds on worries over the soundness of the bank’s loans. A cascade of financial problems ensued, which contributed a great deal to the economic problems of the 1930s.

It started when the bank’s depositors grew concerned about the Austrian economy and the state of the bank’s non-performing loans. After it failed, general confidence in banks was damaged and there were runs on banks in Czechoslovakia, Germany, Hungary, and Poland. The top four banks in Germany declared themselves bankrupt and the Berlin Stock Exchange closed for two months. British investors in Europe and exporters lost money, the UK suffered a rapidly growing deficit, and foreign investors withdrew, deserting the Pound Sterling for gold and other currencies. The British government raised taxes to try to restore confidence, but investor confidence collapsed, and the pound was allowed to float, declining by over 20% against gold.
Comparisons have been made between the Credit-Anstalt crisis and potential risks in China’s banking system:”

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Even if the Bank of England does manage to maintain confidence in the short-term, this is a globalised economy and the US debt situation is so precarious that it could still tip us all into a worldwide depression.

Recession, resource wars and climate change, what a prospect.

I’m going out into my garden to sit in the last of the summer sun and to try not to think about it any more for today but perhaps I will think about investing in a wheelbarrow.

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Maybe I really should’ve bought that wheelbarrow. Tell me, is this a new depression yet? How many Credit Anstalts do there have to be before it’s official? .

It’s a beautifully gold and blue, warm and sunny Amsterdam day today, as it was when I posted last year; it’s a proper treat after a sodden August and early September when it poured torrents for almost 6 weeks. Days like this are sadly increasingly rare. Summer here is becoming a few days in September.

The global economy is undergoing its own climate change and the accelerating implosion of the world’s current insanely complex financial system is, like the weather, way beyond human control.

I wish lovely days like this’d repeat more often. Regular bank crashes, not so much. All anyone can do is wish: no-one has any control over the global economy or the weather, all we can do is observe it, try to understand what’s happening, deal with the consequences and enjoy what we have while we still can.

I’m going out into my garden to sit in the last of the summer sun and to try not to think about it any more for today. Just like last year.

Tick Tick Tick….Phut.

I’m loth to post yet again that hurrah, Gordon Brown’s demise may finally be imminent, because yet again it probably isn’t.

For all that backbenchers, junior ministers and whips alike are coming out of the woodwork, I’ll believe Gordon’s gone when I actually see it. Labours MPs are more like their current leader than they think; they bottle it, just like he does. The bottled on kicking out Blair, who essentially went at a time of his own choosing, and they’ve bottled this too and more than once.

The Labour backbench rebellion reminds me of nothing so much as a rackety old car; everybody’s taking a turn at the handle but the engine resolutely refuses to catch. Kicking it might help.

Comment Of The Day

Last night Martin and I were discussing the US election and I floated the admittedly tinfoilhatted idea that it was in fact McCain who’d been the stalking horse for President Sarah Palin, Palin being secretly picked by the entryists in the dominionist religious insurgency that’s trying to take over the party. My theory was that they had to push herfor veep only, because had she tried a proper run for President she’d’ve been laughed off the ballot and they know it. Though of course they’d’ve probably blamed their failure on demonic forces.

For that to be true there would need to be a modicum of certainty in fundie quarters that McCain’d die shortly after taking office. The power of prayer perhaps…

Not that I’m ever surprised at any kind of political ratfuckery from the GOP, particularly the evangelical wing, but that does seem a conspiracy too far even for me.

And should there be any conspiracy of the kind emanating from the evangelical wing, McCain is a wily old ratfucker himself and more than a match for it. That leads me to this comment from today’s Guardian/Observer anti-Palin editorial:

TurgutReis

Sep 14 08, 5:24am (about 3 hours ago)

McCain has proven that he’s a brilliant strategist by putting Palin on the stage just when his chips were down. He looked at the demographics, he looked at the polls, and picked the woman who would pull in a max of votes.

Remember, everyone said he was crazy when he announced it (not just Tomasky, even GOP’ers did).

By playing the Palin card, McCain demonstrated that he was a master, innovative strategist who can perform miracles under great pressure. He is the candidate of a party that ran the country into the ground. He voted 95% of every bill George Bush, the worst US president in history, signed. Normally, he should have been obliterated from the polls. He was short on funds because the corporations were backing Obama. He was disliked by the Rush Limbaugh riht and the bible-banging right. But with one fell stroke, he turned an imminent rout into a blitzkrieg attack, leaving his opponets flailing.

I’m not writing a puff piece for McCain. I’m just trying to impress on my reader that this man is not one to be jerked around by some airhead from the boondocks, no matter how ambitious she is. If you think McCain actually likes Palin, you haven’t looked at his face when he and his wife cindy have to watch the pitbull-woman steal the show, dutifully clapping and smiling, except those smiles become more like a rictus every day.

McCain detests Palin. She represents the very divisive, bigoted, greedy, ruthless, and intolerant type of Republican that he has always sneered at and sometimes openly insulted. His abhorrance of the christian right is so well known that they were preparing an open rebellion at StLouis, which instead turned into a party. And it’s not just McCain who hates her in the GOP. And if Palin is a pitbull, McCain is a great white shark. He will come out of nowhere and rip you apart, like he is doing to Obama.

What does all this add up to? I would bet money that once in the White House, McCain will cut Palin down and kick her into the gutter. Of course he’ll make it look like he had nothing to do with it. Palin has so many skeletons in her closet that any one of them could get her impeached and there’s a dem-controlled congress there ready and willing to do it. In fact you can bet your tushy McCain picked her precisely because those skeletons would guarantee that she would have a very short shelf-life. All that McCain has to do is stand aside, or rather discreetly use his presidential powers to light a fire under the Justice Department.

And what happens if Palin gets impeached? McCain simply picks the veep he really wanted in the first place: Lieberman.

I wrote here before anyone else that Palin would get McCain into the White House. Now you’re hearing it from me first again: Palin is nothing but a disposable tool, a sexy model hired to sell a product whose usefulness will end on November 4. She will be yesterday’s news within a year, just as those action hero dolls they are making of her will end up in the dumpster a few months after Christmas.

Obama is hearing the message and the campaign is getting the justified anger part right – trouble is it’s being wasted on Palin and whatever her latest outrage is. Enough; people know what she is now and they’re shooting at an open goal.

Palin, the commenter says, is just a diversionary sideshow, and a temporary one at that, though I have to admit it’s been a hell of an enjoyable one. The Obama campaign certainly was diverted by it, egged on by the reaction of liberal bloggers to Palin, which was universally and understandably derisive (but can you blame us when presented with such a tempting target?).

This culminated in an ad which asked, riskily, ‘Do the Republicans think you’re stupid?’. Oops. Cue accusations, shock horror probe, ‘Obama says voters stupid’, etc and so on ad infinitum until the next McCain-manufactured crisis, which was of course the lipstick thing.

Being presented with such a tempting target as Palin should have been reason enough in itself to be suspicious. The GOP is not prone to giving free shots to the opposition; there is always an agenda.

The new ad attacking McCain’s out-of-touchness is not going to win him the votes of the zimmer-framed ‘get off my lawn’ brigade. Has the team made a strategic decision to campaign generationally and write off the senior vote altogether? Because that’s what’ll happen.

To the staunch Republican – who has to pretty damn staunch to still be one, after everything that’s happened – the ad comes very close to insulting age. It won’t take long for that to morph into ‘Obama has no respect for our greatest generation’ – if it hasn’t already. Oops, it has.

I do think the Obama campaign got the anger thing right re Palin, the media and the lies – the Republicans are insulting the public’s intelligence and they’re absolutely right to be angry.

But as the man himself said, enough already. Anti-Palin anger’s only temporary and it’s also media-led. What the Democrats could be tapping into is the simmering, slow-burning rage felt by hard-pressed Americans at a Republican party administration that’s ruled so disastrously all these years, that’s ruining countless lives at home and abroad, destroying whole cities and countries and pushing us to the brink of global war with its arrogant ineptitude. So why aren’t they?

I want* to see the Democrats make them take responsibility for that; I want Obama to say ‘look what you people did’ not ‘look what that woman might do’ and tie both of them, McCain and Palin, inextricably to each other, to Bush and Cheney’s crimes, to the lousy economy, to the disastrous, endless wars, to the accelerating changing climate and last and most especially, to the utterly corrupt GOP.

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And They Said Catherding Was Impossible

They were wrong.

USA Today reports on the new trend for cat agility contests [slideshow of cats in action]

Agility contests for cats? It’s purr for the course

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For pet owners stunned when their own cat deigns to jump off the kitchen counter in the same week she’s ordered to do so, the idea of an on-demand feline performance — in public, of all things — seems implausible.

But evidence is appearing at cat shows all over the world, and interest is growing.

“Many people show up at our events saying, ‘I heard there was cat agility, and I didn’t believe it. I had to come and see it with my own eyes.’

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“This whole thing about cats being untrainable is ingrained in society, and it’s a myth,” Shields says. “Agility is all about showing how smart and trainable they are, the bond between cat and owner, and showing the cats in active, athletic ways that you don’t see when they’re posed and judged at shows. You can get chills watching the speed and coordination of some of these cats.”

And not so much with others.

“Some cats will get in there and then quickly decide ‘I’m just not doing that’ and sit in the middle and take a bath,” says Carol Osborne, a certified ringmaster for agility competitions put on by the Cat Fanciers’ Association.

About 40 shows will feature agility competitions this year, including two this month in Maumee, Ohio, and DelMar, Calif., and three in February in Portland, Ore., Oak Lawn, Ill., and Cincinnati.

“Some of the cats finished in two minutes, some didn’t finish at all, some got distracted in the middle and went off on their own adventures,’ says Bengal cat breeder Ree Hertzson, who saw her first agility competition at The International Cat Association show in Syracuse. “And the Persians would stop after a few seconds and lie around looking pretty.”

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I know exactly what our own cats would do if we tried this – Monty would be waiting in vain for noms and Hector would fart vilely from sheer nervousness, then bolt and hide under the bed. Sophie would rearrange the obstacles to her own prissy satisfaction, then put us through our paces – which leads me to wonder. Who’s doing the training here, the cats or the owners?