’08/12 Election – Prog Gold

GOP felt left out of Obama inaugural

Published on February 5, 2013Leave a comment

The crybaby party whinges about not getting enough respect from the president they despise:

So, let me get this straight. Republicans spent Obama’s first term on a scorched-earth campaign, hoping to destroy his presidency and nearly everything he proposed. GOP leaders met privately exactly four years ago yesterday to plot their comeback by obstructing the president wherever possible, and refusing to compromise with Obama on literally anything, even when he embraced Republican ideas — and then they executed that plot without hesitation or shame.

After Obama received another endorsement from the American electorate, members of the shrinking Senate minority heard the president offer a robust defense of his governing vision, and their first reaction is … it lacked “outreach” to the other side?

Seriously?

Cry, Cry, Masturbate, Cry

Published on November 8, 2012Leave a comment

Romney watches as the election is called for Obama

Lavish yourself on the GOP’s salty tears of rage and shame.

Four more years of deadlock and disappointment

Published on November 7, 2012Leave a comment

The local free newsrag came out too early for the election to have been decided, so used both a Romney wins! and a Obama wins! cover; luckily the last one was the correct one:

Alternate Newspaper cover in case of a Romney victory

Quote of the Day

Published on March 25, 2009

The Rude Pundit on Sarah Palin:

Why can’t we be fucking finished with Sarah Palin? There is nothing interesting, thoughtful, original, or unique about this idiot, this power hungry mouthpiece for things she can’t comprehend, this fuckdoll fantasy for right wing dudes hoping for restoration by jacking off into plastic Palin’s orifices of pleasure, this dullard, this conscienceless void, Forrest Gump without the skills, this willful tabula rasa who whores herself out to let the highest bidder scrawl her beliefs on her blank brain. She is like an especially ambitious dung beetle trying to push a turd up and over a hill; even if she gets it where she wants it, in the end, she’s still just been rolling shit.

Is This Really All They’ve Got Left?

Published on February 7, 2009

There’s a desperate sound of barrel-scraping coming from Don R. Melquist at American Thinker :

Pigeons, Rats, and Democrats

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Take a countywide distribution map of the common pigeon whose freeloading habits I have detailed. Superimpose that distribution map over a map of the United States that shows (also color-coded) the counties of this country that voted for Al Gore in the election of 2000 and for John Kerry in 2004 and for Barack Obama. The maps overlap. They are almost an identical match.

I don’t think that it is necessary to enlarge on this, but will add a bonus: The Norway Rat, also non-native to the United States, is also a disease spreading, filthy animal that thrives only in large metropolitan areas. The distribution map of the Norway rat is almost identical to that of the pigeon and, hence, that of the counties that voted for Gore, Kerry, and Obama. This is not one of those interesting coincidences that just happen to be. There is a direct relationship between those birds and animals that are freeloading parasites and those parts of the country that overwhelmingly vote Democrat.

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