Handy Helpers

Downing Street Says… is an unofficial site that lets you read summaries of lobby briefings (the UK version of the ‘gaggle’, for USanian British politics junkies.) Currently Mr. T Blair’s spokesman is maintaining that ‘nothing has changed’ in the cash for honours enquiry, despite evidence to the contrary. Oops.

Open Secrets is a searchable database from the Center For Responsive Politics of who gives and gets what, and how much, in the US political system.

They Work For You is

“a non-partisan website run by a charity which aims to make it easy for people to keep tabs on their elected and unelected representatives in Parliament, and other assemblies.”

You can find yiour MP, see how they’ve voted, search Hansard, watch bills as they come up for discussion, and be emailed straight away when issues of interest come for discussion in Parliament.

Corporate Watch is

a small independent not-for-profit research and publishing group which undertakes research on the social and environmental impact of large corporations, particularly multinationals. We aim to expose the mechanisms by which corporations function and the detrimental effects they have on society and the environment as an inevitable result of their current legal structure…..As part of our research work at Corporate Watch, we profile large companies, industry sectors and lobby groups. Company profiles include details of a company’s personnel, office locations, industry areas, lobbying activities, corporate crimes and links to further information.”

The Bloggers Handbook, from Reporteurs sans Frontieres, gives essential knowledge to those bloggers whose environment is a little more dangerous than sitting in Mom’s basement snarfing Cheetos:

“Reporters Without Borders has produced this handbook to help them, with handy tips and technical advice on how to to remain anonymous and to get round censorship, by choosing the most suitable method for each situation. It also explains how to set up and make the most of a blog, to publicise it (getting it picked up efficiently by search-engines) and to establish its credibility through observing basic ethical and journalistic principles.”

All these are powerful tools for progressive bloggers to cast light in dark places. They’re the sort of thing the internet was made for. Have fun.

Help Us Help Ourselves

Thanks to Feministe for the reminder:

Feministe will be hosting the next Help Us Help Ourselves round-up on March 1st. The project is explained here. Submit your links on this site, either by posting a comment or a track-back to this post. Past examples are here. I will be posting my submission shortly.

Help Us Help Ourselves is a collaborative wiki by women that pools essential practical knowledge on how to negotiate and survive the pitfalls of the poverty and exclusion that so many of us and our children find ourselves in at some time in our lives. Things like:

  • how to get financial aid (think traditional and non-traditional students here)
    how to scrape up money quickly when you’re in a bind
    how to get your money’s worth when your $800 car breaks down
    hell, how to fix X, Y, and Z on your car
    what to expect when you find yourself in a custody battle
    how to find a lawyer, and how to find a good lawyer
    what to bring and what to expect when you sign up for HUD housing or any other sort of public assistance
    how to find healthcare when you don’t have insurance
    how to get a small business off of the ground
    tested, effective home remedies
    cheap (and I mean cheap) recipes that still taste good
    tips for thrift store shopping
    things you can do with your kids that don’t cost anything
    how to get a loan
    how to get a wheelchair for free
    how to budget your money
    how to leave an abusive relationship
    how to entertain some friends without breaking the bank
    how to save on your utility bills
    how to start a babysitting co-op
  • It’s mostly US based and thus gets a bit precious at times but that’s the nature of wikis anyway; however much of the info and advice is truly useful and transcends national boundaries and the more we contribute the more comprehensive and inclusive it’ll become.

    The Hand (Of Orlac) That Rocks The Cradle Rules the World

    I’m much obliged to the proud parents at Baby Roadies (“Diaper genies fucking rule!”) for uncovering an entirely new seam of hilarity for me to mine:

    Ridiculous Parenting Items

    Fireflies In The Cloud has a great list of totally retarded parenting products, including the horrifying Zaky Pillow:

    I’m particularly taken with the Redneck Pacifier”:

    More pointing and laughing at parental and marketing excess here.

    Heeere’s Hitchy!

    Imagine waking up and finding an irate Hitchens on your doorstep

    The many and various Ann Althouses at Sadly No should take note that at least one wingnut is prepared to come round to your house and give you grief if you use his name as a pseudonym. He’s British, so no immediate worry, but he is Christopher Hitchens’ brother so you never know, this sort of thing could spread.

    Like his brother Christopher, it seems Peter can’t take a joke, according to Guido Fawkes:

    Peter Hitchens Stalking The Hitch

    Something about the zeitgeist this month means that every successful blogger has to acquire a stalker. The Hitch has surpassed Guido in this sense. Whilst Guido has cyber-stalkers and comment trolls galore, the latent tension between “the real” Peter Hitchens the controversialist right-wing writer and the Peter Hitchens that writes for the Mail on Sunday is reaching hysterical levels. It was funny first time, but this round is bonkers.

    First Hitchens complained to Yahoo that the Hitch was using the name Peter Hitchens in his Yahoo mail address. The complaint resulted in Yahoo removing his service. So he simply re-registered as therealpeterhitchens@… Then Guido got a phone call from the Hitch – “Peter Hitchens has just cycled up my drive”.

    On his blog he elaborates –

    I didn’t answer the door for a few reasons.
    1, He didn’t ring the bell
    2, I was wearing nothing other than my underwear
    3, I thought “Fucking no way is that Peter Hitchens”

    Having put a pair of pants on and gone to the door he was gone, If he hadn’t I would have invited him in. I have to say I admire his balls for doing it, the man has made a career out of touring some of the scariest places on earth and confronting far nastier folk than your humble blog host.

    This “Hitch” admires the other “Hitch” but thinks he is a bit up himself and should lighten up, having said that , as long as he keeps threatening me he can fuck off and I will ratchet this up as high as he likes.

    At first Guido thought the Hitch had been at the sherry, but no, he claims Peter Hitchens is moaning and making vague threats via email continuously. It is hard to see what course of action is open to him in law. There is no law against parody. In fact it seems to Guido if anyone is guilty of anything, it is Peter Hitchens for having a total lack of a sense of proportion. Cycling around peering through people’s letterboxes, he should be charged with travelling without a sense of humour. That’s stalkers for you…

    American readers will know drunken popinjay and neocon journo Christopher Hitchens well – who can forget that lovely takedown of the former Lunchtime O’Booze by George Galloway? The Hitchens’ name has become a byword in the US for the louche Brit journalist abroad, but what you may not know is that Christopher also has a brother, Peter, who though once a red-shirted International Socialist organiser is now a paid demagogue for the UK’s rightwing, asylum-seeker-obsessed Mail on Sunday. Sample P. Hitchens headline: “Is this what they mean by ‘Muslim tolerance’?”. The other Hitchens also appears on numerous tv and radio current affairs programmes pontificating loudly and obnoxiously on terrorism and against Moslems and foreigners.

    It’s this Hitchens that’s turned up on his imitator’s doorstep peering through the letterbox. So far this phenomenon’s confined to London, but in light of this new development in blogging the denizens of S,N might want to think about Althouse-proofing their homes and mailboxes.

    Comment of The Day

    trip trap trip trap trip trap

    Someone saved the trolls and us a bit of trouble:

    All Pandagon Trolls Combined
    Feb 14th, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    The simple fact is that we are oppressed. Michelle Malkin and William Donohue promised us that we would reap many rewards on Earth and in Heaven if we simply set upon this blog and peppered it with ignorant, illiterate comments addressed to various posters at random. But it turns out we’re only getting paid $3 for every dozen comments, and we’re all packed into one drab windowless office in downtown Akron, Ohio. KingTubby keeps asking us to pull his finger, and Vivien Thomas keeps yelling at no one in particular. It’s not a very pleasant working environment. On top of that, there are really only so many ways you can say “learn some manners and talk good you f***ing wh**e.” The strain is beginning to show. You might as well ban us now — it’s not going to get any better from here on out.

    How very true, and how very depressing.