Es Muy Romantico

Be still mi beating corazon! The Unforgivable Unforgettable Unapologetic Mexican, Nezua Lim?n Xolagrafik-Jonez, has charmed his wicked way into the General’s sanctum sanctorum and what’s more, he’s telling the hot and steamy story of how he breached those stout Christian defences with his silky skills.

I’m picturing Antonio Banderas seducing Tommy Lee Jones… Oooh dear, I’ve come over all shivery and Salma Hayek.

Anyway. Get a grip, woman. The story so far:

AY DIOS MIO, I’M IN! Inside the walls of El General’s fortress. It took some work, but with great grace and determination, I have prevailed. And never before has such a world-weary and unapologetic wanderer as your narrator seen as well-guarded a bunker as this. The good Christian General’s fortifications are, for sure, a gleaming and splendiferous example of the manliest of American architecture! It is little to wonder that he speaks with such booming and heteropowered tones that he does. ?Claro! I tip my sombrero in his direction, and of all well-decorated hombres, he knows as well as anyone that I mean that in the manliest of ways.

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IT ALL BEGAN ON A HOT AND FATEFUL DAY. I was out rounding up recruits for the glorious Reconquista plot wherein all Mexicans on the continent will communicate using subtle rustlings of Holy dried jalape?o peppers that have been clasped to the chest of liberal American virgins. Unfortunately, Michelle Malkin, Lou Dobbs, and Pat Buchanan seem to have stumbled onto our plan to organize as a massive group of starving, hunted, underpaid people, and are trying to warn the rest of the country. This will make the Great Pepper Plano de la Patria that much harder to bring to fruition, and our alliance with Mexiran may suffer. I must preempt these soggy pundits and thus, the great Aztl?n (heretofore secret and well-guarded) plot will be revealed?in it’s entirety and for the first time?in issue Three of the celebrated mag de la gente, which I expect all good soldader@s to purchase in solidarity! Using American media, we can communicate at fifteen times the speed of dried jalape?o, and thus stymie the efforts of these antagonists.

So there I was, scouting for hombres to join up and I spotted El General at the bar. He was standing with a few muscled and well-armed compa?eros, and I can only assume they were part of his vaunted militia, a force not unknown to me and my amigos. We glared at each other, as all utterly-heterosexual soldiers do in such a situation. We understood immediately that there was something fated. Was it combat? Was it a death? Was it glory?

Tempted your taste for titillating tales now? You’ll just have to go and read the whole thing

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Punk Blogging Is Just So Last Century

p>Note to T Rex et al, mashups is where it’s at now.

ebogjonson may well have the final word on the whole Firedoglake cunt affair:

If I knew more about music, I would say the above mash-up was be sung to the tune of Skrewdriver‘s “Prisoner of Peace.” References to the Firedoglake quotes being paraphrased above can be found here, here and here.

Also, for the big picture, Donna over at The Silence of Our Friends brings the round-up/metacommentary here.

Just for the stupids in the world, I want to say that I am in no way directly suggesting that any Firedoglake front-pager is a skinhead or Nazi. I’m just testing the limits of punk / photoshop communication on blogs. The point here isn’t that anyone expects perfection from their bloggers. It’s that if someone calls bullshit on you, try not to respond by offering up your ridiculous, delusional, fantasy alter-egos, this as if your schtick actually constituted some kind of aesthetic, political or programmatic rationale. No offense, but you guys ain’t punk rock for shit, not even do-gooder SHARP punks. I’m not saying I am or was, but I ran into a few back in my youth and I kind of have a feeling they would think you’re poseur idiots.

Well, not really a lot to add to that, is there?

Debbie Harry is 61. Joe Strummer and Joey Ramone are dead. Paul Weller does grandad rock. Punk is dead, and punk blogging even more so. Middle-aged bloggers mistaking their own 1980’s issues for edgy avant-gardeness of a type that went our of style 20 years ago is just like , well sad.

So let’s move on now, shall we?

Read more: Blogs, Blogging, Internet

Metablogging For Fun & Profit

I love travelling but hate it at the same time, can’t stand the disruption. Go away 2 days, spend another 3 just catching up on the news and blogs you missed while you were away. Then there’s the sorting out of all that verbiage in your head to make some kind of coherent synthesis of the whole, then there’s the writing about it and trying to make it amusing and informative at the same time; but then there’s also the self-referential metablogging pleasure of complaining about all this on your blog, so it’s not all negative.

Anyway, I feel all caught up now, I’ve got ibuprofen for the horrible Sinterklaas gift of a virus (hot on the heels of the last one) that I’ve come back with and a whole pot of coffee, so on with the motley.

It’s nice to see that for once it’s Prizes for the Girls Week, what with Pam Spaulding of Pandagon & Pam’s House Blend getting Monette-Horwitz Trust Award, for blogging in support of GLBT rights, Lindsay Beyerstein of Majikthise getting a front page exclusive in a NY paper, and both they, Bitch Phd. and Feministe being nominated as finalists for the 2006 Weblog Awards.

Remember we blogrolled you when….

Blogging awards bother me a lot though and not just because we never get any. Is it sour grapes? Well, other than the natural tendency of anybody to be sad to be left out of anything, no. It’s not really an issue for us: Martin and I have been blogging for a long time a] because we’ve always been early-adopter types within our practical and financial constraints and b] because we’re both deeply and loudly political. Awards never even came into it.

I think the online world is the last and best home of free speech between individuals of different nationalities and physical locations, which is still (at least for the moment) relatively unmoderated by completely commercial interests and unencumbered by state apparatus. Bringing careers and money into it sullies the discourse, if that doesn’t sound too precious.

That’s why we’ve never bothered trying to make ad revenue, welcome as any small addition to our income would be – how much does it actually cost to run a blog after all, especially a small scale one like this that’s hosted, as so many (even high-traffic) blogs are, for nothing at Blogger? It’s a privilege to be able to speak to the world at large like this and I’m very aware of just how many people don’t have that opportunity. I certainly don’t expect to be paid for it.

Because of that fund drives are another thing I’m very ambivalent about: I can see wanting to defray your expenses if you have a high traffic blog and not much of your own money, but expecting to make a living at what is little more than pontification on reporting or research that’s already been done by others, well if you want to do that, go get a job on a paper or in a thinktank, if there are any left. Or ask for subscriptions. Be a business, if that’s what you want, but recognise that, you are no longer a private citizen.

Blog awards seem to be a way of establishing a hierarchy: if you look at previous nominees the same names come up over and over again, yet there are over a million blogs out there. Even the Koufaxes fall into this trap as the pool from which nomionations are chosen seems very small. It’s not the promoters of the awards’ fault necessarily: rather it seems to be a tendency in the nominators to draw their nominations from the familiar and from friends.

Blog awards and the desire to be a paid, professional blogger are both symptomatic of what’s happening in the larger US left blogosphere: it appears a self-chosen, vaguely alternative Establishment is being set up, though perhaps set up is the wrong expression – too organised, and it’s much more amorphous than that. The process is more crystallisation than orgenisation, there’s no grand conspiracy: but as this New Establishment’s component bloggers and pundits become more popular and get more hits their internet real estate also becomes more attractive to volume advertisers; before you know it they’re a full-fledged profit-making business enterprise, a very different beast than the original platform for personal opinion and discussion that their blog was.

So far this has only happened to a limited extent, but the right conditions are there and as the political winds shift more and more US liberal opinion-formers are likely to be co-opted by the media and corporate establishment in this way. It’s that whole pissing from inside the tent thing.

People do have to eat so I’m not blaming anyone for wanting to support themselves or trying to do that by doing what they love, but if so they really should admit that they are a commercial enterprise and not just Joe Schmo from Wherever NJ. We can then treat what they say accordingly.

The other underlying danger is the lure of the in-group: circular linking, collective ego-stroking, the feeling you are part of a charmed circle whose opinions count. Lesser mortals can bugger off.

The recent backlash against Firedoglake was heartening because it shows that many liberal bloggers recognise the danger of that and are willing to self-police, but there’s still a lot of other self-congratulatory, ‘aren’t we clever’ commenting communities at any number of liberal blogs.

Rival camps are also forming over who has most influence in the Democratic party and this has become more intense since the Dems sweep at the Congressional elections. Political careers are being built and new connections made. Just go take a look at Kos: I haven’t contributed there for years, not since it became a stew of Democratic infighting, backstabbing and triangulation, making Markos’ fortuine in the process.

I don’t know, is it something about unresolved high-school popularity issues that leads to this forming of cliques? Is it that there’s an innate tendency in US society to want to form exclusionary groups and chains of influence whatever the venue? And why is there always money at the bottom of it? Sociology to the white courtesy phone please…

Now see, If I had any sense I could probably work this whole thing up into a Phd. research topic and get a nice grant for it. And then maybe some punditry on blogging , or something. Hmmm. I’d be an expert then and get all the good gigs… which is exactly how a developing establishment feeds its own growth and real democracy gets excluded from the blogosphere.

I can’t help thinking that this very process is exactly how we got the spoiled, insular, know-nothing self-interested US mass media we have today, so to see a similar nascent inside-the beltway mentality developing in the blogosphere is really quite disappointing.

On the other hand, when bloggers like Pam and Lindsay get recognised it’s very satisfying because so far outspoken progressive women’s voices have been lost in the conversation.

Although I do disapprove of the way this new US progressive political matrix is developing – meet the new K Street, same as the old K Street – at least because of their continued hard work there are some feminist voices actually being heard in the new political reality.

Read more: Internet, Blogs, Blogging, Metablogging, Liberal Blogosphere, Weblog Awards, New Establishment, Feminism

Once Is An Accident, Twice Is Coincidence, Three Times Is Enemy Action

Once Is An Accident, Twice Is Coincidence, Three Times Is Enemy Action

Oops. Looks like T Rex of Firedoglake has put his massively clawed prehistoric foot in it again following an ill-advised post from fellow contributor Pachacutec.

Normally I wouldn’t bother with FDL or contributor TRex, not after the last time. I haven’t read FDL since the his gratuitous insult of blogger Lisa at Culture Kitchen. I’m a big fan of energetic vituperation but that was just unpleasant.

I’d already been cooling towards the blog although they did fantastic work on Plamegate, but for some time it’s been becoming a magnet for drooling fanboys and girls. The comments are becoming a stew of self-referential high-school types who tend to pile on at any sign of criticism of their idols. Who needs it?

Feh. Don’t like it, don’t go there and I don’t. Simple.

But Tom Watson has been reading FDL and he’s not happy with the tenor of some of FDL’s more recent prose, particularly this from Pachacutec, seeing it as part of the wider issue of misogynystic language and attitudes on the left:

Anti-Feminism on the Left III

Do Jane Hamsher and Christy Hardin Smith have conservative operatives in their midst? Has FireDogLake – arguably a top five liberal group blog – been infiltrated by dirty tricks squads of the right? More directly, does FDL blogger Pachacutec work for Karl Rove?

I ask because of the reckless, misogynist post that appeared this morning in my regular blogroll (I’m a big FDL fan, most of the time) about Democratic Congresswoman Ellen Tauscher of California. Tauscher is a so-called Blue Dog Democrat, a centrist type who has often voted with the Republicans on military issues. She may well be due a primary from the left in her district in San Francisco’s progressive suburbs. But she is certainly not due a vicious attack on her gender, dressed up as “snark” by a leading liberal blog. Here’s the slime, headlined ” FDL Late Nite: Whore, n., 1. A prostitute. . .”

You know, sometimes I’m an old fashioned sort. I can appreciate tradition. I certainly believe in hard work, and positively adore the craft of genuine professionalism.

In that spirit, I bring you an underappreciated practitioner of the world’s oldest profession, a woman in congress Congress, Ellen Tauscher. She can slurp the gnarly nub of power with the very best, gamely grinning to the gushing finish: a working girl’s working girl. Howie calls her, “a bribe-taking corporate whore and shit eater who has guaranteed herself a nasty primary in 2008.”

I hope Peter Daou is reading this, because his boss may well have to face this kind of sexist attack beginning next year. It’s so bad, so poorly executed, that it really does appear to be a clumsy Republican efforts to pollute a top Democratic blog. These posts are permanent, folks. They give aid and comfort to the other side. They make our side look surly, sexist, hypocritical.

To put is [sic] another way: are you stupid? Or just insane?

[…]

But in a world where a hero like Mukhtar Mai of Pakistan overcomes court-ordered gang rape and a corrupt regime to help educate the children of her attackers, we kid ourselves that we’re advanced enough, cool enough, hip enough, or evolved enough to throw around this low-brow gender-based garbage and think it won’t stick – to us, to the left, to the Democrats, to our candidates, to our movement.

Tom’s post is one of a series of three (one and two) examining the innate sexism that is apparent on so many left-wing blogs, not all of them run by men, attitudes which are even more apparent amongst supposedly sophisticated, allegedly liberal media types, many of them women.

Obligatory mea culpa: I’m as guilty as the next person of intemperate language but I will never apologise for that unless its shown to be factually unjustified. I wouldn’t expect any other self-respecting blogger to do otherwise. As a political woman who self-identifies as feminist I try to be sensitive (and, as I’ve been told by a number of mysogynistic pricks, even hypersensitive) to the underlying implications and subtexts of language, particularly in the way language reinforces the continuing negative position of women in the world.

But and this is a big but, there are times when only certain insults will do – I certainly understand that. Even so, there is a line between entertaining invective and the outright sexist garbage Pachacutec produced. What are possibly entirely justified criticisms of Tauscher on the issues got lost in the spew of language. He might’ve got away with it too, if he’d actually been funny. There’re are lot of sexists on the left who get away with it only because of that.

That said, I’ve noticed there is a terribly self-congratulatory and particularly male strain on the broad left that assumes that if they publicly profess to be a Progressive (‘liberal’ is so passe now) the act of having done so washes all their antifeminist sins away now and forever after. Just like the Born-Agains they affect to despise, by virtue of this public self-anointment as ‘progressive’ they feel forever exempt from any further self-examination. Hey presto, you’re a Progressive! All you have to do is say so, loudly and often.

No need, now, to question your own attitudes, no need for any more of that boring stuff. It’s hard work. Just say you’re progressive and anything you do or say is fine.

But progressive is as progressive does and reacting like this when challenged, politely, on some assumptions about one’s own sexist attitudes is not what I’d call progressive, not at all. Scabrous wit is one thing, you can get away with a lot if you say it cleverly enough. But crude sexist insult is another thing and speaks more of the writer’s own insecurities:

UPDATE II: The grown-ups at FDL have been busy. The C-word has been edited out of the post.”

That was my decision, Tom. I decided I would rather refer to Miss Ingraham as a Bitch Troll from Hell.

You, on the other hand, are a miserable little cunt.

Posted by: TRex Nov 27, 2006 7:25:23 PM

Someone doesn’t like being challenged.

You can say anything you like, but if you don’t do it it means nothing. All these smug, supposedly progressive men resting on their laurels while displaying antifeminist attitudes worthy of any freeping wingnut; it’s the same essential hollowness that’s at the heart of American evangelical Christianity. It’s all shows of piety, public professions of faith and no works.

US and UK politics both show this tendency written large. Everyone wants a party to represent their particular views, but too many want it like any tv-advertised commodity, instantly and with no visible sign of the boring machinery that got it there. They don’t actually want to have to do anything. They vote for the left (well, some do), don’t they? Isn’t that enough?

Nope, it’s not. Political activism, like patriarchy, starts at home and it means we have to consider everything we do or say, at home at work, wherever, in the light of our principles. What’s the point otherwise? You can talk a good fight all you want but if you don’t do it, or at least try to – even in your domestic life, on your blog, with your kids – it means nothing. That old saying, think globally, act locally has become such a cliche but it’s never been more pertinent.

[BTW, I recommend the comments thread on Tom’s post for the full flavour of FDL fandom in full flow]

Read more: US Politics, Blogs, Blogging, Feminism, Progressives, Language

Bwahahaha! Hoist. By. Own. Petard

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Hilzoy at Obsidian Wings:

John Hinderaker: Placing Children At Risk?

by hilzoy

John Hinderaker suggests that Democrats covered up Congressman Mark Foley’s boy problem, a charge for which there is no evidence. One wonders, though, whether that is exactly what John Hinderaker did.

How did the email and instant messages that triggered the scandal come to light? It has been reported that at least one set of emails became public after they were sent to “a registered Republican” — a phrase that surely describes John Hinderaker. But when did that happen? The messages themselves are three years old. When did John Hinderaker find out about them? Did he sit on them for a while, in order to prevent them from coming out in time to influence the Presidential election, or to preserve a Republican Congressional majority?

I don’t know the answers to these questions, but they are important and need to be answered. If John Hinderaker has known for some time about Foley’s transgressions but failed to act until now, he endangered more boys–and why? Solely to advance his partisan political interests.

One would hope that the Ethics Committee will subpoena the reporters who broke the Foley story to find out where they got their information, and when. The question to be answered is, What did John Hinderaker know, and when did he know it?

Is it possible that John Hinderaker deliberately delayed disclosure of Foley’s transgressions, thereby endangering the security of current Congressional pages and other teenage boys, solely to advance the political interests of his allies? One would certainly hope not. But it is obviously a question that needs to be investigated and answered.

I also wonder: could John Hinderaker be the anthrax killer? Has he ever denied it, or agreed to take a polygraph? I don’t know the answers to these questions, but they are important. Inquiring minds would like to know the answers.

Some might also say that John Hinderaker is a torture-loving disgrace to our common humanity and flays kittens for sport. I couldn’t possibly comment.

Read more: Wingnuttia, Foleygate, Blogs, Snark