Don’t Trust Your Bank Unless It’s A Piggy

Proof that the Blair government and Gordon Brown as Chancellor knew all along that the Bush administration was snooping through British citizens’ bank accounts without any due process comes via The Register.

UK Treasury knew of US hunt through British bank data
EU investigation closes in

By Mark Ballard Published Friday 16th February 2007 13:12 GMT

The Bank of England told HM Treasury about the secret US surveillance of international banking transactions as long as five years ago.

The US’s eager pursuit of terrorist financiers, begun within weeks of the 11 September attacks, involved a trawl through the world’s financial transactions through subpoenas on the firm that handles them for private banking clients – the Society for Worldwide Interbank Financial Communication (Swift).

European authorities, including the UK’s Information Commissioner, have since declared the US operation “illegal” and have begun to press financial institutions to put a stop to the warrantless and unprotected transfers of private banking data to the US authorities.

This programme remained a secret from privacy watchdogs – even from those people whose data was being handed over to US investigators – until the New York Times unearthed it last June. Yet HM Treasury knew about it for some years.
A spokesman for the Bank of England told The Register: “Swift told us in 2002 that it had agreed with the US subpoenas. We told Swift it should tell the government. We told HM Treasury. We felt they should know.”

[…]

But the ECB had decided not to warn “other relevant authorities” about Swift’s decision to give US authorities access to its international banking transactions because it believed its own responsibility for “professional confidentiality” among its members was more important.

[…]

HM Treasury said in a statement: “On the financial stability point/impact on business confidence, we say that there is no greater risk to the financial system that the criminal abuse of or a terrorist attack on the system.”

“As you know this is a US project, and we don’t comment on this or any other security matter,” it added.

[…]

As the ECB was reprimanded for failing to tell privacy authorities when it first learned of the Swift subpoenas, and no banking clients are thought to have known that their private financial data was, via Swift, been pawed by the US Treasury, this concession appears to indicate some progress for campaigners like Privacy International, whose complaints to watchdogs across Europe lent the EU reaction to the Swift subpoenas some vigour.

Yet it only looks good on paper, as the ECB pointed out: “Payment orders from natural persons who do not consent to the use of SWIFT will not be processed.”

So if you want to use European banking services you must acquiesce to having your private financial affairs spied on by the Bush adminsitration.They’ll carry on blithely just as they did before and say it’s OK, they have our permission because we didn’t choose not to use the banks.

Fuckers.

This investigation meant nothing and does nothing except to tell us our supposedly democratic government is in breach of it’s own data protection regulations and our human rights – again.

It’s enough to make you start changing currency into gold and stashing it under the bed.

An Inconvenient Academic

Man In The Iron Mask

Meanwhile, in another part of the gulag forest….

The Florida-based Palestinian academic who was tried and found not guilty of any offence, but who was forced make a risible plea deal with federal prosecutors just to get out of near-Gitmo remand conditions is now indefintely locked up in maximum security for contempt, at the whim of a pet judge, mostly because he could cause some embarasssment to the Chimperor and First Brother Jeb.

Do read this interview: the story’s worthy of Kafka at his most convoluted, but unfortunately it’s not fiction. Remember that this is an innocent man and he’s just one person that this has happened to. His story is only being told because he is a well-known academic, has contacts in the persistent left-wing media, a good lawyer and is able to be eloquent in his own cause.

How many more, less prominent people have been similarly locked up and abused for being politically inconvenient don’t we know about?

(Via Left I on The News)

Euphemism If You Want To

Via BoingBoing and Ananova:

Hoohaa’ over Vagina Monologues

A charity production of The Vagina Monologues in Florida has changed its name after a woman complained it was offensive.

Atlantic Theatres in Atlantic Beach changed the title of the play to The Hoohaa Monologues, reports Metro.

It came after a complaint from a woman who had driven past the theatre with her niece who had asked her what a vagina was.

The theatre’s Bryce Pfanenstiel said: “I’m on the phone and asked “What did you tell her?” She’s like, “I’m offended I had to answer the question”.”

Some have welcomed the change to The Hoohaa Monologues, while others expressed confusion. “It sounds like a country band,” one passer by commented to local TV station WJXT.

The production is being staged by a group of law students, with all proceeds going to charity. The director has asked for the title to be changed back.

The “Hoohaa” Monologues.. Oh dear.

That woman’s almost as bad as my sister the hypocrite, who told her daughters to call their pudendae their ‘tuppences’, thus neatly amalgamating prudery with the notion of sex for sale. Way to screw up their values.

I have to agree that The Hoohaa Monologues is an excellent name for a country band, though.

I Suggest They Question Jeremy Clarkson

Clarkson pied, Oxford

When is a bombing campaign not terrorism? When it’s likely to be white people doing it. Duh.

Funny how I’ve read lots of the reports of these bombings and pretty much all that I’ve read scrupulously fail to mention the word terrorism.

Nothing to see here, move along.

Letter bomb injures DVLA worker

Police have placed a cordon around the area
A woman has been injured by a letter bomb which exploded at the main DVLA centre in South Wales, police say.

The attack, which happened shortly before 0930 GMT, is the third of its kind on motoring-related companies in three consecutive days.

Police said the latest blast happened in the post room of the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency in Swansea.

An accountancy firm in Berkshire was targeted on Tuesday, and the central London offices of Capita on Monday.

I guess the ‘T” word only applies when it’s brown people and non-Christians doing the bombing. White drivers’ bombs are just an annoying inconvenience. Apparently these incidents are being investigated by something called the ‘Domestic Extremism Unit”. What were the tube bombings then, if not domestic? Or did I misundetsand that the bombers were from Yorkehire… like er, Jeremy Clarkson?

Seriously, they really should question Clarkson under caution, scour his newspaper columns and subpoena Top Gear’s message boards: every week on national television and in the columns of a national newspaper Clarkson notes examples of ‘direct action’, like blowing up speed cameras, wiith smug approbation. Let’s face it, Clarkson’s objectively in favour of terrorism.

Send him to Gitmo.

Why I Will Never Return To The USA, Reason 1,222 and Counting*

In Case of Sore Arse, Break Open and Inflate

This is just fucking brutal.

To get the full horror of this Lancet story from Strange Attractor, via BoingBoing, a little medical knowledge is required. An anal fistula is not a pleasant experience: it’s a channel or hole in or around the anus and/or rectum caused by infection or abscess. Even doctors try not to do a internal exam of infected fistulae:

“Even digital examination may be impossible because of extreme tenderness.”

and a seton is a medical device inserted in the anus to close off such a fistula.

Ouch, ouch, ouch. To have a condition like that must be excruciatingly painful. Sitting for hours on a plane must hurt like buggery, if you’ll excuse the pun.

Now imagine being in such exquisite pain and some min-wage, medically-unqualified Homeland Security goon at an airport forcibly sticking his finger up your sore ass and trying to pull that device out in case it’s a bomb.

Yes, I’m wincing too:

2007; 369:370 Correspondence

Homeland security reaches the anus

“I wish to bring to your attention difficulties one of my patients recently encountered when entering the USA. He is a 48-year-old man with a fistula-in-ano managed with a long-term seton to control perianal sepsis.

[…]

On arrival in New York in August, 2006, for a holiday, the patient was interrogated by immigration officials, then examined and searched. The presence of the seton gave rise to much concern, I assume because of a suspicion that a drug package or terrorist weapon was in some way attached to it. A rectal examination was done, during which the examining official pulled very hard on the seton, causing severe pain, but fortunately not damaging the anal sphincter muscles encircled by it.

The patient was refused entry into the country unless the seton was removed. Given the somewhat stark choice, he chose removal of the seton, which was done by a doctor at the airport who claimed never to have come across one before. The patient now requires an examination under general anaesthetic to insert a replacement.

I thought I should highlight this rather bizarre manifestation of “homeland security” because I suspect that it might become a more frequent problem. I suggest that any patient with a seton who is planning to travel to the USA or any other country where they are likely to be searched in this manner should carry a letter from their specialist explaining the nature of their condition and treatment.

I would have left the country first. Put myself through that for a holiday?

It’s nothing but state sanctioned assault, if not a species of torture. What’s next, the compulsorily opening up of fresh surgical scars to check there are no terroristic lite-brites hidden inside?

[*Anticipating the troll: Yes, I know you don’t want me anyway.]