Bloody God-Botherers Again

Of all the things that you think might’ve finally split the British Cabinet – Iraq, Bush poodlism, Trident, cronyism, cash for honours, general corruption, gross incompetence – in the end it may come down to religion, if Inspector Knacker doesn’t swoop on No. 10 first, that is.

Why? Because paedophile-enabler and Roman Catholic Cardinal Cormac Murphy O’Connor‘s outrageous and blatant political pressure on individual ministers to exempt the church from anti-gay discrimination legislation means that those promiinent Opus Dei members, marital Catholics and sporadic mass-attenders that overpopulate Blair’s cabinet and his hangers-on ( the recently-arrested Blair aide Ruth Turner, for example, is the daughter of a prominent Catholic theologian) are going to have to choose between their beliefs and what few political principles they have left.

Rome and O’Connor are determined to oppose UK gay rights legislation and the church has already bullied themselves an exemption from ensuring gay equality in employment and now they’re trying it on on the issue of gay adoption rights, saying that they should be special, exempt from the law on the spurious grounds of ‘conscience’. (Spelled B_I_G_O_T_R_Y.)

Shit, I’d like to be excused from any number of laws on the grounds of conscience. For instance, what about the Rastafari? Cannabis is a sacrament in their religion: can they ignore the drug laws?

Cherie Blair ‘split Cabinet in Catholic adoption row’
By Colin Brown, Deputy Political Editor
Published: 24 January 2007

Senior cabinet ministers have told MPs privately that Cherie Blair is the cause of the cabinet split over demands to exempt Roman Catholic adoption agencies from equality laws on gay adoption.

The row intensified yesterday when the Archbishop of Westminster, Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O’Connor, the leader of the Catholic Church in England and Wales, was accused by gay rights campaigners and some Labour MPs of trying to blackmail the Government.

The accusations flew after Cardinal Murphy-O’Connor wrote to cabinet ministers warning them that Catholic adoption agencies would have to close if they were not exempted from the new laws.

The leaders of the Church of England backed Cardinal Murphy-O’Connor, warning the Government that religious people may feel that their conscience forbids them from undertaking public work under the new laws. The Archbishops of Canterbury and York, Rowan Williams and John Sentamu, wrote to Tony Blair saying: “In legislating to protect and promote the rights of particular groups, the Government is faced with the delicate but important challenge of not thereby creating the conditions within which others feel their rights to have been ignored or sacrificed.”

The Equality Act, due to come into effect in England, Wales and Scotland in April, outlaws discrimination in the provision of goods, facilities and services on the basis of sexual orientation.

Ruth Kelly, the Communities Secretary, a committed Catholic, was accused of seeking to gain an opt-out for the Church. But Ms Kelly and the Education Secretary, Alan Johnson, have privately told MPs the pressure for an exemption has come from the Prime Minister.

“They said Tony is the one who has been asking for this exemption, not Ruth, who is pretty annoyed at the way she has been presented in the media,” said a senior Labour MP. “Another cabinet minister told me it’s all coming from Cherie.”

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Sunday Breakfast Lunch Mixed Bag

A selection of interesting, silly and disturbing things to look at with your Sunday morning breakfast: afternoon repast:

Wow, so much we still don’t know.A new form of life has been found in Arctic waters. How many other of these unknown new forms have we already destroyed inadvertently?

How’s that democracy-spreadin’ goin’, guys? The FBI says laxity in recruiting means gangs are joining the military and may spread US gang culture worldwide. A bit late to be worrying about that surely?

How happy is your country? Check the World Happiness Map

Video: how the US Army is selling reenlistment to the troops in Iraq

“All you ever wanted or needed to know about kitten-huffing.

Health warning: mass kitten- huffing may be 'armful.

My first thought on reading this is oooh, ooh I want one – the pen that remembers what you’ve written:

I left CES with around 20 free pens. I went a little crazy with it. “Hmm, yes, that’s very interesting…eh, do you have any pens?” I’m thinking of starting a pen blog where every entry is scanned in after being written with the pen I’m talking about. People could send in their unusual pens from around the world for review. I’d call it “Pengadget.” One for a rainy day I suppose. The best pen I saw at the show was not for walking away with. The Wowpen Memo requires the user to clip a little device to the top of any sheet of paper of any size. The writer then does their thing, taking notes, sketching, whatever. Once done, the little clip device plugs into the USB port of your computer, where it transfers all your notes and other doodlings to your PC, ready to be viewed onscreen. I think it uses a technology called “magic.” You can even convert your notes to text providing you have handwriting recognition software.

But think what a boon to ‘law enforcement’ iit could be… perhaps not, then. Not that the innocent have anything to fear from the police. Heaven forbid.

The stairway to cat heaven.

Remember the orange Bavaria beer pants that all the cloggies were wearing at the World Cup? Wel, they continue to turn up in some unlikely places.

Scrappy Chinese manufacturer, Wang Ming, saw an opportunity where others saw a crisis and pressed the excess pants into service as props in a baffling looking board game named Smack The Lion.

I dread to think what the rules of that board game are. Oo-er, missus.

Eat your bacon or sausage sandwich before you read this.

The official hairstyle of the ’08 Presidential Election

China – what’s more important to the Chinese population, democracy or stabilty? ( h/t Blood & Treasure)

Video: an octopus in a maze

Whiter than white: the utra-brite of beetles.

Ultra-brite beetle

The Biter Bit

Just an idle thought… it’s wryly amusing to consider what actually happened at the police station after Blair toadies Lord Levy and Ruth Turner were arrested by the Met.

Were they, like so many others, compelled to have their digitalised fingerprints and DNA samples taken, to be retained for ever in the megadatabase their own boss planned ?

UPDATE: It just gets better and better…. it’s looking like Scotland Yard has used the draconioan and much protested Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act, that allows unprecedented snooping by police into electronic communications, against Downing St.

The arrest of one of Tony Blair’s top aides in the cash for honours row was made after fresh information was uncovered during a search of the Number 10 computer system, according to reports.

The investigation put police at loggerheads with politicians after Ruth Turner was arrested in a dawn swoop on her home.

The News Of The World said it was informed by sources within the Crown Prosecution Service that a “mole” within Downing Street told the police about potentially incriminating emails.

An independent IT expert was then sent in by detectives, with the permission of Downing Street, to look through communications records, it claimed. But the Sunday Telegraph suggested that detectives had obtained high-level permission to “hack” into the IT system remotely.

Bwahahahahaha.

That ‘high-level permission’ thing is just a figleaf to soothe Downing St’s wounded pride. The Met don’t need no steenkin’ high-lvel permission, those authoritarian idiots in New Labour already unthinkingly gave the police the tools to use against the government.

Leaky Leaky

it make look like government by fiasco, but is New Labour playing a long game with all these Home Office leaks to the media?

The latest is that records of British criminals convicted abroad are ‘sitting on a desk’ at the Home office and the police don’t know if there are murderers loose.

LONDON (Reuters) – Home Secretary John Reid faced mounting pressure on Sunday over his department’s failure to log overseas offenders’ details after it emerged that a convicted armed robber committed murder on his return to Britain.

Political opponents accused Reid’s department of incompetence and called for an independent inquiry into the latest Home Office controversy.

Career criminal Dale Miller, 43, killed a man in Newcastle in 2000 after being released from prison for armed robberies in Germany and Switzerland, The Observer newspaper said on Sunday.

How many leaked scandals is this now?

Once is accident, twice is suspicious, three or more times is looking decidedly conspiratorious.

For the non-UKian, the Home Office is a huge historical portmanteau of a government department, one whose remit includes criminal justice, policing and terrorism, prisons, immigration and citizenship and last but not least, race relations. It’s overseen by a Cabinet member, the Home Secretary, who’s third in seniority and influence to the PM and Chancellor.

Labour’s most recent Home Secretary is alleged Scots hardman ( Nu-Lab speak for office bully) John Reid, who’s been very vocal in running his department down, saying it’s ‘not fit for purpose’, the idea being he’s the new broom who’ll sweep it clean and it’s all the civil servants’ fault. A little background on the man to give you a taste of his style:

I Really Like John Reid, I Really Do, Honest

John Reid, the newly appointed Home Secretary, has my deep and unalloyed admiration, he really does. Not only has he gone into the Home Office, his 27th Cabinet job in as many years or something, and told them they are all a bunch of cunts, which is palpably true, but he is an old Stalinist tankie of the first order. “Red” Reid does not mess about, and is just the comrade to supply the sort of smack of firm Government that this country needs. Thank heavens he does not drink, and is no longer the man who once consumed possibly 10 whisky and lemonades at lunch. And no food. The lemonade, I think, was a very stylish touch. And his deep admiration for the Bosnian Serb freedom fighter Radovan Karadzic (whereabouts, I believe, still unknown – I’d suggest starting at John’s house – if they can find a sliver of cannbis, they can find a large former pyschiatrist, surely?) is something that can only affirm one’s awe for the man’s judgement. If only he would rename the Home Office the Ministry of the Interior (MiniTer) then we could all certainly sleep safer in our beds.

If you add up all the stories about Home Office leaks and incompetence that have appeared in he tabloids over the last year an overwhelming preponderance are about lax information management, with the blame placed firmly on the shoulders of the staff and not the ministers for their endless barrage of management consultants and badly-drafted kneejerk legislation.

If anything Reid seems almost to relish the scandal. I wonder why?

The civil servants are represented by a left-wing union, the PCS, who new Labour hate like poison precisely because it is left-wing and its leader has led the fight to decouple his and other unions from funding Labour – so it’s not just about modernising a creaky department, it’s about purging the left, who oppose plans for a privately run but publicly funded massive and inclusive cradle to grave database and biometric ID system that will erase any personal privacy, make individuals the property of the state, make billions for private consultants, privatise the civil service, and be buggy and useless too.

In the light if disastrous current and previous government IT projects, this seems a reasonable position to take.

This leads me to think that the leaks are not in the least bit accidental, no matter how it looks on the face of it. For instance we even had a tethered goat set out in the form of a junior Home Office minister on Friday’s BBC Any Questions, this from a government whose invariable press relations motto during this type of fiasco is “No-one is available for comment’.

My theory is also propped up by two worrying stories from this morning’s UK papers; first from the Independent:

Blair calls for data to be shared
By Marie Woolf, Political Editor
Published: 14 January 2007

Tony Blair will propose this week to change the law to allow government departments to share personal data, including people’s medical records and tax details.

The plan to allow Whitehall departments to share information that is currently protected by strict confidentiality rules will prove highly controversial.

The Prime Minister is likely to argue that allowing personal files to be shared will speed up and simplify Whitehall decision-making.

But the move is expected to be criticised by civil liberties groups, which will say that sensitive information could fall into the wrong hands.

Then there’s this from The Observer:

Police across Europe to share DNA database
David Rose

Sunday January 14, 2007

Police and security services in the European Union will share access to an unprecedented range of individuals’ personal data under a radical package of measures to be discussed by EU justice ministers this week.

It allows agencies in different countries to search one another’s databases – DNA records, fingerprints, vehicle details – and other personal information. Even if someone has no criminal record and their DNA is not on a database, police can ask their foreign colleagues to collect a sample.

The measures, known as the Prum Treaty, after the German town where it was signed, are being championed by Germany, which holds the EU presidency. Documents obtained by The Observer show that the Germans are also holding secret talks with top US officials in an attempt to conclude a data-sharing agreement with America – first for Germany alone, then for the EU.

Last week The Observer revealed that all British visitors to the US will have their fingerprints stored alongside criminals’ on a database linked to the FBI. ‘Prum has several dangers,’ Peter Hustinx, the EU’s Data Protection Commissioner, said. ‘Some of its definitions are very sloppy and it creates an infrastructure that may well not be necessary. The Council of Ministers has not been involved, the European Parliament has not been involved. It bypasses Europe’s normal processes of accountability and decision-making.’

It threatens to ‘trump’ a separate initiative to create an EU data-sharing system – with much stronger safeguards – which has been working its way through the Council of Ministers, in consultation with the European Parliament. ‘The framework as it stands has flaws,’ said Tony Bunyan, of the civil liberties monitoring group Statewatch. ‘But if Prum, which is much worse, becomes European law, it will be left high and dry.’

Sarah Ludford, the Liberal Democrat MEP for London and a leading member of the European Parliament’s justice and civil liberties committee, said that while she accepted the need for security agencies to share information it was ‘vital that the provisions should be transparent and decided democratically’. She said that the move to adopt Prum amounted to a ‘parliamentary bypass’. Plum began as a private treaty in 2005 between Germany, France, Austria and four other countries. Now member states can only choose to ratify or reject it as a whole.

Add this to the Universal Child Database this government is also proposing :

While the proposals for the database grew out of concern for children at risk of child abuse or neglect, reinforced by the death of Victoria Climbi?, all 11 million children in the UK are to be registered on the database. The data entries for each child are to consist of:

  • – name, address, gender and date of birth;
  • – a unique identifying number;
  • – the name and contact details of any person with parental responsibility or who has care of him at any time;
  • – details of any education being received by him, including details of any educational institution attended;
  • – the name and contact details of any person providing primary medical and other services specified by the Secretary of State;
  • – information as to the existence of any cause for concern in relation to him;
    – other information, not including medical records or other personal records, specified by the Secretary of State. [1]

Margaret Hodge, Minister of State for Children, has also stated that drug or alcohol use by parents, relatives and neighbours, together with other aspects of their behaviour, may be recorded. [2].

and it all starts to look like a plan, with the leaks an integral part of the strategy to discredit an independent civil service.

A universal database plus every other personal record available in other government databases is to be available to overseas governments with no permission whatsover from those most intimately concerned. tell me what’s wriong with this picture…. This is as repressive a measure as anything Stalin himsell thought up and totally unsurprising from Uncle Joe’s (supposedly reconstructed) supporters in New Labour.

Of course none of this, though it was at least reported, made the actual front pages; the fading glories of David Beckham took precedence. Sometimes I think we deserve all we get.

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